What Bones said

Before D.J snuck out, he heard Bones tell Zee that he once saw Nebbercracke kissing his house (that was his wife)
Do you think that did actually happen or was he just saying that to get in her pants?
I'm sure the Mr-Pretends-to-be-Cranky has done that, but inside. It just sounds like a weird thing to do in outside in public.