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Funniest Chowder lines (in no order)

posted 16 years ago by ebertfan92
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"We're dead. You killed us and now we're dead!"
"We have a ping pong table in our basement."
"Holy moley! He really did eat her!"
-"Why would he built her a shrine if he murdered her?" -"Maybe he just felt guilty or something."
"My cousin's a cop in Milwaukee. Well, he's sort of a cop, he's got a gun."
-"I wanted to go, but decided not to." -"It's a girls' school." -"Which is why I...didn't."
"It mocks us with it's...(whispers) houseness."
"I have three words for you: Trick...or...treat!"

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[–] craig-353 16 years ago

The best has got to be:

Jenny: Well, if those are the teeth, and that's the tongue, then that must be the uvula!
Chowder: Oh, so it's a *girl* house...

[–] benjaminbussey 16 years ago

A couple of my favourites:

"Uh - did we just get up-chucked?"
"Kiss my butt Dad! Hey DJ, got any beer?"
"You ain't nothing! You're a shack! You're an out-house!"

Chowder is one of the funniest characters in a kid's movie since the glory days of Chunk. I pity the fool who doesn't appreciate Monster House for the classic it is!

[–] DCI77 10 years ago

I pity the fool who doesn't appreciate Monster House for the classic it is!

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[–] apocalypse_please24 16 years ago

The best has got to be:

Jenny: Well, if those are the teeth, and that's the tongue, then that must be the uvula!
Chowder: Oh, so it's a *girl* house...

LOL! That was definitely the one I laughed the most at.

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[–] omgitskee 16 years ago

I loled when this part came on earlier
DJ: Chowder, where's your parents?
Chowder: My dad's at the pharmacy and my mom's at the movies with her personal trainer.

And of course...
DJ: We make a dummy. We fill it with cold medicine. House eats dummy, house falls asleep. We sneak in and douce the fire.
Chowder: WHAT? Are you crazy? I don't wanna steal drugs from my dad, I don't wanna do this, and I don't wanna DIE.
Jenny: I think it's worth a shot.
Chowder: Yes. definitely. Excellent plan. Let's do it.
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[–] bluestrat70 16 years ago

also very funny is near the end after they blow up the house.

DJ and Jenny are standing over the hole that Chowder is crawling out of and he sticks both his hands in the air and gives a big smile - that makes my daughter (7) laugh outloud everytime.

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[–] bbSouthstreet 16 years ago

CHOWDER: Only an idiot would be stupid enough to just walk into that house.

(Chowder's basketball bounces out the front door of the house)

CHOWDER: HEY MY BALL!!!

(Chowder runs for it, DJ and Jenny stop him)

[–] costas82 14 years ago

For me it was:

This is where he keeps his stash!

Then Chowder makes fun of her.

[–] psdhart 13 years ago

Oh, so it's a *girl* house

[–] Son_Of_A_Bitch_Must_Pay 13 years ago

yeah that line was just omitted in the Cartoon Network airing

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[–] TutuAnimationPrincess 9 years ago

I think an often overlooked line is when DJ talking with Chowder over the phone and asks about his parents. Chowder's response is:

"My dad's at the pharmacy and my mom's at the movies with her personal trainer."

Think about that line for a second! Subtle lines like that make this movie so awesome!

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[–] PopperTheKungFu-Dragon 8 years ago

Yeah that line made me laugh.

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