hahahahahahahahahah aha


who the hell wrote this, my dyslexic 84 granny could write better crap then this, and then that scene where the military guys on the neptune place are about to blow up the rock, and they all crouch down at the same time and wot about that stupid radio control guy, who the hell wrote his lines, and who the hell cast that idiot in that role, i couldnt stop laughing and yet i had 2 continue watching, classic stuff.

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I liked the ginger ale test.

Nothing is more beautiful than nothing.

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wow...just finished watching this, and....wow.

I could forgive the bad CGI, I could forgive the over-the-top "adventure" music, I could even forgive the casting of Michael Pare (who did the worst acting job of his career, and that's saying a LOT)....

But when I saw the caption saying "NEPTUNE ATOLL TRACKING STATION 1154 MILES SOUTWEST OF HAWAII"...really? Is "Southwest" that hard to spell?

The acting and writing were simply horrible, to say the least. The main girl, Rochelle, was atrocious. Was this the best of the lot? The dialogue ("witty banter") between her and Antonio Sabato Jr was nauseating.

Not the worst movie I've ever seen, but pretty darn close.

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