Bare jokes film


I cotched at my mates house last night and his sister (who jus got done for bein wit a gang who banged 2 brares) rented this film cuz shes a bit of a pikey and she likes So Solid. I don't like So Solid, but I bare wanted to watch this. We aint black or nothin and we don't cotch wit gangstas but we live in South London and the best thing about this film was it's so familiar. Ther language is away from the mainstream, but its exactly how everyone in London talks, for example when the little kid Curtis goes "nah man it's bait innit" and Ricky goes "you should be doin that *beep* standards" we creased for about an hour cuz people never chat like that in films. Maybe it's harder to understand if you aint from round here but for me what makes this film so jokes is how it's just London and it don't care if people don't get it. People who say "blad" at the end of every sentence, rude boys with skaghead dogs, 12 year olds who go out bunning zoots in the woods and *beep* it's all things we can relate to. Yeah it was pretty predictable, but I see it like being a modern day London version of Boyz N Tha Hood. Pretty similar plot an that, and I'd say East London is pretty much as ghetto as Compton.

Sick film, good for a laugh too. Don't really work in any serious way though.

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You're a cock mate

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I will second that bruv lol

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i 3rd dat notino init, like, well cothin brv.

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F U K off u wigga act ur color

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he's got a point though!!! pure joke film. it should be a comedy.

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Where was the relivence in saying that its exactly how you talk? Bullet boy was shot in a part of England, therfore if my calculations are correct, that should imply that another person from the same country will have similar or the same gramma...NOB

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lmao i luv it when he says he ent black! he amkes snoop dogg sound white! stupid wigga!

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is this dude serious? lol. readin that was hillarious.

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"Where was the relivence in saying that its exactly how you talk? Bullet boy was shot in a part of England, therfore if my calculations are correct, that should imply that another person from the same country will have similar or the same gramma...NOB "

while i think the person that wrote the first post is a bit of a moron, it's not fair to say everybody in england talks like a wannabe gangstah.

due to multiculturalism (thats people of different ethnicities living in the same environment for those that didnt know, and its a hot topic in england at the moment) urban cities such as london and nottingham have seen a rise in this behaviour, particularly in young white males that look to celebrity rappers like eminem and 50 cent for male rolemodels.

the fact is that what was/is a real problem in low income areas of america, the "black ghetto culture" has been glorified, become a product or lifestyle that is sold to young white kids as an image to aspire to. Hence there are a lot of white kids walking round thinking theyre eminem or 50 cent, that want the ghetto lifestyle and culture of "bitches n bling," which has only served in increasing violent crimes amongst youths and caused a degeneration in british society.

what we have here is this young man is a product of capitalism exploiting impressionable youths by marketing dangerous ideologies that should not be aspired to, but seen for what they are: real problems in society that are costing lives.

hope that provides some insight to the moron who can't spell.

(by the way i am from nottingham which is north of london, and there are morons who speak like that and i do everything i can to not be associated with that culture, because the underlying message in bullet boy is true, whatever you think of the film, get involved with people who want to live like that and it will cost you your life. i have a thick nottingham accent which can make me sound like a thug, but thats just regional dialect, if you want to fit in you have to learn the lingo).

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Act your colour? You are not defined by the colour of your skin. You can more easily be defined by the trash that you post on this board. Your comment says more about you than it does about your man.

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"Act your colour" dont be such a crank.

You are about as ghetto as a bagpipe! So stfu!

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He isn't being serious you goddamn morons

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We aint laughin at iz opinion blud, jus cuz e aint speakin English get me blud.

We speak English here not txt speak. Its like your trying to act 'gangster' on the internet, its stupid. I dont know the guy, I dont want to know about his mate's sister either. OMG his gang banged 2 peeps so lets respect what he has to say. Is that what he wants us to think? Why does someone have to mention that, why not cut to the chase and just give your opinion on the movie?

What the guy said about the movie I agreed on, I thought he had a good point too but know one is going to take you seriously if you spell like that.

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there must be a bit of comedy in his post surely.

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Use of language, for a start. Say it, but don't fcking type it, ruud boiy! It's just *beep* to reed.

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the bloke is blatantly taking the piss and look how many people jumped on and sent comments!! Me included! He got us hook line and sinker

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Can you please repeat that in the Queens English you South London pikey!!!

Stick to watching Channel U mate.

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