Things we've learned from watching BOO. [[possible spoilers.?]]
1. useing a guy for his car while he's inlove with you is perfectly fine as long as your only described as "friends"
2. for get trick or treating or bobbing for apples, why not get your justin timberlake-look-alike buddy to set up a haunted house display in an abandoned building where people frequently go missing.
3. mellow dramatic blonde girls have conveiniant visions for the situation at hand.
3. dont have a way into an abandoned building? look at the ground theres sure to be keys..they havent moved since the time they were hurled out a window years prior.
4. black, disco loving vampires evolve into washed up cops over time.
5. if you hear multiple gun shots, dont run... its probably just an old window.
6. see that hole in the wall? dont stick your hand in that.
7. try not to piss off the floating clown.
8. if your friend looks slimy and your too lazy to hand her a cloth, just shoot her instead.
9. the elevators only go to one place. and your probably already there.
10. dead friend just shot? doors mysteriously boarded up? dont panic! just call the cops.
11. laundry shoots make excellent escapes from clingy friends.
12. Rachel harland cannot act.
13. ghosts want to live. what a surprise!
14. if you are talking to your self... you are crazy.
15. one lit match can take out an entire building.
16. dont try to put that small flame out...just strike up a mellow dramatic conversation with the maniac who started it, let it burn, and through ur only way out of the hospital out the window.
17. there are exsactly two employees at a mentle hospital...nothing can go wrong there.
18. yes...yes you ARE going to be those stupid kids...
19. when in doubt... thrusting a match at a ghost will save the day..but only if u dramaticly kick it. p.s. that still doesnt work.
20. ghosts own matches
21. minor character? unimportant to the story line? dont worry... youll make it out fine while all the hot people die.
22. it will take you exsactly 20 mintues to move a random pile of rubbish convieniantly blocking your way out...
23. when it is important to leave, it will later take you all of 3 seconds.
24. leaveing your sister behind to battle a perverted body snatching goulie is perfectly fine as long as your CONVINCED shes possesed witht he spirit of a devoted nurse.
25. Low budget horror is alwasy good for a giggle.