SPEACHLESS!


Did anybody else turn this film off after the first scene? WHAT THE HELL!
1) S*H*I*T Acting
2) Referenced Halloween AND Scream a million and one times, jesus christ!

she answerd the phone the first time, with a breathy, scared "hello?", her mums died, the door was open, the pumpkins, and everything else, seriously. and whats with the masked BF moving so quickly when the lil kid spotted him! you dont see that in horror flicks!

Now, i know you'll propably all moan and groan at me for not watcing the whole thing, but even my BF agreed! i thought to myself "if this isnt a piss take, im turning it off in the next 2 mins" and thats what i did!

You HAVE to take my point it copies scream and halloween so closely! (And the BF with the corn syrup!)

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ILLITERATE!!!

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after the first scene, the movie takes place in an old hospital and becomes a ghost movie, so it has no real similarities to either of those films...

--Daniel W. Kelly, author of "Closet Monsters" and "Horny Devils."

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Speechless.

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Wow. A million and one times, huh? Is that total or each? This must have been shot on one of thpse fancy-schmancy "Mythbusters" cameras, because rounding up to 30 fps, including intro and outro, there are only 168,780 frames total. That's a lot of references on every frame! (Unless you watched the unabridged 9 hour and 16 minute version, which only has one reference per frame.) Oh, wait, you turned it off after five minutes!

To anybody else who read through this post, sorry, but my mind did wander while watching this. It didn't really warrant 100% concentration.

To Leahh-3- do your parents know that you're using their computer?

"In a time of universal deceit,
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell

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