Alien 51 is a rocking indi horror flick with Heidi Fleiss playing a super hot druggie. All fans of cult horror better check this out. If you love Army of Darkness, you'll get a kick out of this one. The girl is hot, the writing clever, and it's got a killer payoff. check it out....
shareMuhahahaha, you must be part of the production crew......crappiest movie I've seen in quite some time. Fleiss as a "super hot" anything is a tip off to how far from the truth the previous poster has it.
Believe me, if you liked Army of darkness, you will absolutely HATE this movie.
Try it and see.
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Yes, we have Dr. Psychobilly, Heidi Fleiss on dope, or something. I don't mean acting like on dope, but seemingly, really on it. It has a sideshow barker with a furry hat and a really bad skin condition. The background music seems to have been selected at random and has nothing to do with the so-called action on the screen. The special effects are that the are no special effects and the monster seems to be a really bad hand-puppet. Not just that, but it was a hand-puppet stolen from another movie. They couldn't even make a new hand-puppet.
The heroine is kind of a whiny peroxide blonde and the hero is smirky and his eyes move as he reads the cue-cards, which he does badly. Why is the guy in the leather jacket wearing elevator sandals? Did the hero just hit him with a piece of balsa wood? This is the kind of horror movie porn producers make when they integrate horror with porn, except there's no porn to make it worthwhile. It's just really bad. Wait! The monster has grown from being a hand puppet to a guy with a Halloween mask and some blue body paint! It's dead! Did they kill it with radiation? No! With Lasers? No! With airborn pathogens? No! I suppose I shouldn't give away the demise of the monster, but it's just so unbelievably lame. It's the lamest thing you can think of. Cripes! If the bugger was that easy to kill why didn't somebody just do it in way back in scene #1????? Naw, I won't give it away.
Encore Mystery was showing this, so at least I didn't blow three bucks to rent it. I hope they didn't pay much for the broadcast rights. Do not rent this! Don't even watch it for free.
What a lame plant. This movie sucked harder than Paris Hilton trying to get work.
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I saw this movie last night and thought it was aweful. I had to watch it until the end though because I loved the music. Does anyone remember the name of the band who did most of the music because now I can't remember?:(
shareI didn't think I would ever see anything that sucked more than Battlefield Earth. I was wrong. Alien 51 is putrid beyond words.
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