Memorable Quotes - Kicking & Screaming (2005) Discussion

[–] chelleybelly04 19 years ago

"Derrick! I thought we were friends!" -Phil
"My name is Andy."-Andy, coffee shop guy
"You're a LIAR! Now give me the coffee!" -Phil

"Do you have a frequent buyer card?" -Phil to line of people at coffee shop
"Phil, we don't have those cards here" -Andy
"Yeah! That's a video rental card!"-guy in line
"No it's not, you're just jealous you don't have one! Hurry up! Some of us want coffee!"-Phil

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[–] AuroraMarieChase 19 years ago

I don't remember them exactly. But here are my favorites.

"We've got balls."
"And vitamins."
"But mostly balls."
"AND VITAMINS!"

"I'm like a tornado of anger swirling about."

After Phil insults that gladiator kid and then the kid beats him up and Phil says "You're the little something (cant remember) from hell!"

"Did you order the pizzas yet?"
"In due time."

"ooh a smoothie. What's in that?" -Lady in line

I'll add more later. I'm going to see it again this weekend. Yay!

--Laura--
*Actress in the Making*

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[–] crazypurplechik035 19 years ago

"They're like four-foot whirling dervishes. I don't even know what a whirling dervish is but that's what they're like."

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[–] rawwr_xx 18 years ago

"You're a real duffer, you know!?"- Massimo

"Thats a real goal! 10 more of those, and were in business!"- Phil

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[–] tedfan_101 18 years ago

Buck: This is my favorite part I came up with it myself.
(It now shows the commercial that Buck and Phil are watching
Buck on commercial: I'm Buck!
store employees: And he's got balls!

Mike Avery: Hey Buck, remember when our team beat you team?
Buck: Yeah, remember when I threw that kid in the pool?
(Mike looks confused then Buck puches him into the pool)

Phil talking through an orange cone to the other team: Losers, losers, losers...

"115! People this old they die! It's like their job!" -Ted Levine as Stottlemeyer

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[–] mcode518 18 years ago

I don't remember exactly what he said but I was laughing so hard when Ditka said this line to Robert Duvall.

Mike Ditka: What's that sound? Oh yeah, it's my super bowl ring. Read it and weep!

And when the kids are washing his car and they ask him what this has to do with soccer, and he said there was no way he was gonna go to practice with a dirty car. lol!

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." -Elwood Blues

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[–] g-doggie 18 years ago

the only thing Memorable about this movie was the "juice box guy" scene

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[–] barkil 18 years ago

Ditka:Go to hell!
Phil:NO you go to hell!And while youre there why dont you get me a juicebox!
Ditka:Im outta here!
Phil:Everybody wave goodbye to juicebox!NO,literally wave!Parents too!

i love that

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[–] curly_fry2010 18 years ago

Phil : (at the cookout at his house for his soccer team) And I've already decided that if the pizza doens't come .. we'll be eating Byong Sun (long slience) Really, doesn't he look delicious?!
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Byong Sun's Mom : Hey ease up on him!
Phil : Hey, why don't you ease up on that corduroy jacket, huh?
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(kid on Phil's soccer team) - Coffee is the life blood that fuels the dreams of a true champion

What's that? Sorry...I couldn't hear you .. my superbowl ring was making too much noise!

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[–] d_a_r_k_a_n_g_e_l_z 18 years ago

Okay! this is one of my favorite parts in the movie.

"You're gonna have to pass old uncle bucky for this one"
"Here's something your dad didn't taught ya"
[does the move]

another;;

"Sam!"
"Yeah?"
" How you doing?"
"Good"
[kicks his left leg]
"Ow!"
[kicks his right leg]
" What was that for? Jeeze!"

"Poop Head? You kidding me Elmo flips better sh*t then that!"-Bad News Bears

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[–] cessybabe 18 years ago

i cant remeber exactly but here

"My son Beyong Sun is shy here u should read this"

"Ok, and ohh who is your son?"

"Beyong Sun"

ha i thought that was hilarious

Kid kicks the ball to beyong sun "I am Kind to others"

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[–] kolbscorn07 18 years ago

"Way to go Bing Bong"

"Shouldn't we be going to soccer practice?"
"I'm not going to practice with a dirty car."

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[–] scoobysteph14 18 years ago

Yeah I loved that part too.

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[–] rwray-1 18 years ago

to some of the parents :

(stuttering) you're both better different! but different in a better way!

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[–] overseasltdan 18 years ago

Ditka: I eat quitters for breakfast and spit out their bones!
Phil: Delicious!

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[–] andreachong92 18 years ago

isn't there a part where phil's like " if the pizza doesn't come, i say we sacrifice beyong-sun" or something like that?? i don't remember

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[–] AlliedBiscuit 18 years ago

I loved when Ditka said something like "every great thing in life begins with a brat"

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[–] john_friend85_2 18 years ago

"No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!"

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[–] brnstttlr 18 years ago

My name is andy
NO your name is LiaR cuz you lie!

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[–] PBRStreetGang75 18 years ago

Phil - Your a jackal from hell!

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[–] natedog_sr 18 years ago

Ditka's fists are like small trucks!

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[–] finalultima 18 years ago

Rabid Cheetah in lane 2!!

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[–] Dave_Imboden 18 years ago

"Actually, nobody knows where Coach Benson is right now, and some people are really worried."
*Crowd laughs.*
"I uh, I don't know why that's funny."

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[–] Nexus_VI 18 years ago

"OK, I wasn't going to mention it, but some of the finches are infected with salmonella... Yes, I may have poisoned some of your children."

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[–] ster0phonic 18 years ago

I think without a doubt the speech he gives before the championship game is the best quote of the movie, in particular this line...

"Listen, Win and go onto greatness, or you lose, and probaly face a series of catacalismic events for the rest of your lives."

But thats just me

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