Private schools in the US think prestige comes with admitting an earnest, smart and witty English bad boy with a rich powerful daddy.
Most English guys are cute, smart, and have nice teeth.
Chicks dig English guys.
Have at least one black guy in your all white cast, but not as the lead.
Small town hardware stores always have a plentiful supply of camouflage jackets and orange ski masks just in case everybody wants to wear them for Halloween. Plus matching knives.
Everyone looks exactly the same, no matter their size or other features, when wearing camouflage jackets and orange ski masks.
Lying to your friends is fun and doesn't mean you're a d-bag.
Trust is naive, because people you care about will betray you.
Money and power buy access to elite institutions and favorable legal treatment.
At private schools, you will endure shallow, duplicitous people suffering from townie shame and/or daddy issues.
You should always have a rich powerful father, just in case.
Someone will die or be traumatized if you and your friends play d-bag lying games, so best to use your creativity toward more constructive pursuits.
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