beefsteak is a virgin

Hey Beefhole,

I just got a script that maybe you could be the star of. It's the sequel to Windy City Heat called "Beefsteak Internet Detective" Its all about a retard who watches a movie and thinks that the four hundred pound star is really Jimmy Kimmel in a fat suit. The twist is everybody knows it not jk except for this one really stupid moron detective. Sounds to stupid to be true doesn't it? But it is true thanks to you, you jagoff. Case Closed.

See ya, you huge *beep* duchebag