Favorite lines

perry- my lawyer *beep* over my contract...my moneys coming...like...like an orgasm is coming

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Its funny because I thought my husband and I were the only ones in the world that still watched this movie! And we keep quoting it, too. We usually say to each other:

"Don't let this get you upset!"

"Don't suck...lose the jacket."

"There's trouble brewin!"

There are others....

"i didn't get the memo that mole was the bad guy"

also

"luke perry and i don't even LOOK alike"

and at the preview,

"aw, the *beep* spelled my name wrong again"

God bless you, sir. I could have sworn I was the only one who loved that "HE DESERVES TO DIE!" line. That quote literally has me in tears every single time I watch it. So awesomely funny.

I also like:

"WHY IS THE RED BAT EVEN THERE?!"

"Did anyone order a goddamn dirty pizza?"

"Perry, do you want to bring back some of that poop?"

"I'm doing a gladiator/dog buddy flick, called 'Air Caligula.' It's the same as 'Air Bud' but he throws a javelin."

"What's this holocaust *beep* going on for?"

When he says that he likes when his "girlfriend"(odds are against her existing outside his mind)............the hairs just around his.......hole. That is wrong on so many levels, I about fell down lauging.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

On my all time favorite movie list.

Favorite lines (beyond every line of the flick):

"The name is Stone. Stone Fury. And this is my city, my town, Chi-town, Chicago, Chicago Illinois (as if there were another one to mistake it with). Some say I'm the best private dick there ever was. But that was a long time ago. I'm out of shape, I'm out of touch, and I'm simply out of time. But there's trouble brewing, Stone can feel it and this might be my last chance to wack this town Stone Cold."

"Perry asked for shampoo."

Mole " Perry tell them why the Holocaust is *beep*
Perry " What with all this Holocaust *beep* going on?"

" Come on Big Lou, I know you stole Ernie Banks' pants."

Bobcat " The movie's been canceled."
Mole " Aw!"
Perry " It's all because of you!"
Mole " Not really."
Bobcat " I don't want to blame anyone, but Perry, I did leave you in charge."

"None of us get anything now. We're all fired because of one *beep* prick."

I could end up quoting the entire movie, But I'll try to keep it short:

"Unleash the Fury"

"Why the **** is the rad bat even THEERREEE?!"

Perry: Listen to me, listen to me, PLEEASE listen to me..
Mole: Alright..
Perry: I was instructed to tell y...
Mole: BOORRIIING

"Scary Fairy! Is that what you're callin' me?.....I'm Stone, Stone Fury"

Don: If you do well at this audition....
Perry: IF?

"He just loved my voice, and couldn't let go of me....I mean not in a gay aspect"

After Perry gets hit in the face by the basketball:
Don: Perry I thought you saw that.....don't give me 'the half eye' please.

Perry: When I used to get into fights with kids back in school, I used to squint my left eye, and it meant you're going to die.
Mole: So you killed people?

"Perry, a love scene is a stunt"

I'm not fat...I wear a pouch.