Woody Allen must have plotzed, seeing this.

All those lovely women who could. not. WAIT. to climb mountain PSH. Woody Allen must have been in the movie theater straining his neck muscles, nodding his head vigorously. Yes, yes, he thought - women are eager, desperate to hook up with us ugly, schlubby, near-mentally-ill "geniuses". They will do anything for money and fame, but we lucky schlubs get more pus*sy than the SPCA.