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What a B.O.R.I.N.G. non-story


During the entire movie I was waiting for something interesting to happen, but nope. Obviously there was no story. A test-pattern.

After having seen this, I am so grateful that pirated movies can be downloaded from the internet these days for trial view.
If I would have rented this or seen it at the cinemas I would have gone totally mad, reclaiming the money and compensation for the lost time.
Probably it would have ended up being a police matter.

Do I really care the least what such aussie small town religious inbreed idiots think about whether a discovered body should have been reported one or two days earlier.

What a complete bullsh*t story, watching paint drying on the wall is a life-changing experience in comparison.

The pity though was that I burned it on a DVD before I saw it. Man, maybe I can decorate my christmas tree with it.

Warning: Do NOT waste your precious time with this.

Suggestion for a poll, please vote:
After inevidently giving up watching this movie, what actually happened at that time?

1. I fell asleep, woke up next day. Fully rested and spirited.
2. Started to use the DVD as a "Predator" weapon, beheading your family members.
3. Realized you needed a new TV because the old one had big hole in it resembling a foot, pretty close to the size of your own foot.
4. Started to watch your newly painted wall,feeling blessed.
5. I didn't stop watching it because I'm an inbreed Jindabyne small town retard. But after I completed watching it I went fishing for dead bodies.

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Yeah, i agree... too 'dawdling,' as this review below put it in spot-on fashion.

http://shareddarkness.com/2007/10/05/jindabyne.aspx

Also, I haven't seen SHORT CUTS since it originally came out, but even with the switched setting and new/changed characters and what not, I just felt that its memory really hangs over this movie...

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What a S.H.A.L.L.O.W and M.O.R.O.N.I.C. post. See, I can do that too.

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You can always tell when someone knows nothing about films when the put in their post " do not waste your time with this film". That comment first of all assumes that all peoples taste in films is the same and secondly that your opinion counts for every other movie viewer out there and supersedes any one else who has said that they like said film. Straight away i know your an idiot with little or know understanding of the concept of personel choice.

Regarding this film being boring all i can say is you obviously didn't take the time to pay attention to what it was all about. Personally i found the story much more interesting than another boring, by the numbers hero saves the day action movie. But there you go, i guess my opinion doesn't count, according to the original poster i shouldn't even have wasted my time.

It's an awesome fime by the way, i'd highly recomend it too anyone (who's not a fan of "the fast and the furious").

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Let's say first that I am an extreme movie fan and quite versatile to the taste.
I am not that kind of person that mostly watch "hero saves the day action" movies. I agree, that is many times sort of brainless entertainment, even though I from time to time allow myself to "lower the guard". That's a mood thing.

And you're right, when it comes to movies everything is very personal.
I even start to think that that maybe it's not even worthwhile to have any kind of movie cricits, because there are so many different tastes out there. Noone can tell another person that whether a film is crap or gold.
When it comes to that, I have seen too many movies highly rated in news papers and even on IMDB that I felt was garbage and vice versa. But most of the times I can get some kind of idea of the standards of a movie by reading or listening to someone rating a movie, if I know how that person usually rates movies.

Ok, I was trying to be funny in my post and obviously you didn't like it.
But since you liked this movie so much, can you please in that case tell me what the heck it was all about?
I for sure didn't get the drift. It was still a waste of time for me, that the writer was trying to construct some kind of deep plot, but he didn't know that he wasn't a writer in the first place (same goes for the director).

And believe me, I always pay attention to the movies I watch, and I never fall asleep during a movie. If it's too bad, I simply shut down my TheaterTek.

I think I know you. I can for sure imagine that you are pretentious about most things you do and think too much of yourself.

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This is in response to the OP's question: "Ok, I was trying to be funny in my post and obviously you didn't like it. But since you liked this movie so much, can you please tell me what the heck it was all about?"

My answer is taken from my own review of the film:

While "Jindabyne" isn't the most captivating piece of celluloid and leaves some aspects unresolved, it did pretty much hold my attention and the story provokes numerous insights and questions. For instance, the killer is revealed in the opening shot. This isn't someone frothing at the mouth with evil, but rather an ordinary-looking electrician. One important scene late in the film shows him swatting a bee and we get the impression that he's willing to kill a human being with the exact same indifference. Why's this important? There are ordinary-looking people out there who have no qualms about snuffing out a person's life for their own selfish purposes if they think they can get away with it, just as there are people who would steal, molest or falsely testify without a second thought (take note of the scene where a boy almost gets molested at a secluded beach). We shouldn't assume everyone's like us. There are evil people who prey on others; we should be conscious of this and warn our youth. If the aboriginal girl had truly realized this she wouldn't have allowed herself to fall into the killer's grasp.

[Minor SPOILERS follow as I attempt to intrepret the film]

As I understand it, the four men found the body sometime in the afternoon on Friday and didn't report it immediately because there was no cell phone reception so far back in the sticks. They waited until Sunday to make the call. In the meantime they tied the body to a tree to keep it from being swept away downstream and went about their fishing business. This provokes numerous questions: I realize one of them sprained his ankle but why didn't they send one or two back immediately to report the body? Was it too late? Were they concerned about a killer on the loose in the area? How were they able to block out the presence of the dead body to enjoy their fishing trip? If it was a white teenager would they have reacted in the same callous manner?

The story gives evidence that they were fishoholics excited about their adventure and simply weren't prepared to handle the burden and responsibility of a mysterious dead body. Hence, they temporarily blocked out the corpse and continued their endeavors. Later, in the big fight scene with Claire, Stewart admits, with all the rage that only guilt can cook up, that it did FEEL GOOD to be fishing for awhile, free from the shackles of his every-day mundane existence in "civilization." But how could it? Maybe because many men have the ability to BE IN THE MOMENT, to focus on their main goal and, basically, forget, for a while, the circumstances surrounding them.

This, I think, director Ray Lawrence portrays effectively in the fishing scene. The day is glorious, the landscape is beautiful and the music is pleasant. The scene is a soothing interlude between moments of tension; it's like momentary heaven on earth. So much so, I found myself smiling, along with Stewart and the other guys. And then, I rembered the dead body, and so did they!

Many say the movie is about making a stupid decision and the requisite consequences, as well as repentance, forgivenness and compassion. True, but the movie is also about the differences between the way man and woman view and deal with reality. I doubt most women would be able to ignore the presence of a corpse enough to enjoy a fishing holiday in the wilderness, which explains why Claire becomes so appalled at the guys' actions. No wonder she looks at her husband as if she doesn't even really know him; their marriage was already strained and this understandably rips it apart (to say nothing of the weirdo mother-in-law -- she'll give you the heebie-jeebies!).

Another scene that depicts this difference is when Stewart comes home from the fishing trip in the middle of the night. Feeling guilty and confused, he needs to make love to Claire, to touch her and give her pleasure in order to regain a bit of his humanity. Talking about it is not an option for him, there are simply no words. It's evidently a way for Stewart to "skip" the whole event, to deny his own responsablity, to pretend he's not concerned by it.

Yet, I think the film is about scapegoating more than anything else. A beautiful young girl is dead and it's almost impossible to discern who did it, so the community's collective pain is hurled at the four doofuses who trivialized her in death in order to preserve their paradisical holiday. Also, the film obviously compares the men's cavalier disregard with the heartless indifference of the killer himself. Which isn't to say they're anywhere close to being as bad as the murderer, not at all, but they do share one of the key traits that enables him to do what he does.

As far as implications of the bee sting go, there are many: (1) It represents the girl taking some small revenge now that she was (according to the aborigines) one with nature. (2) It showed nature beginning to assert its dominance over this man who professes a psychological link of some kind with artificial power (electricity), which he also represents, and the way he uses nature to abet his crimes (i.e. hiding in the rocks and disposing of his victims in the stream). (3) It simply shows that his cycle of predation and murder is an eroding one, in that the longer he keeps doing it the more things will happen that are beyond his control, and will eventually lead to his discovery. And (4) It signifies how a murderer can kill a person with no remorse or anything, just like killing an insect.

FINAL SAY: Maybe the film's not worthy of such a long write-up since it's not the most engrossing flick out there, but I wanted to illustrate how provocative "Jindabyne" is. There's a lot to this film and there's much more I'd like to address but this critique is overkill as it is. Suffice to say, this is a film for thinking people and those who prefer arty independant flicks. if you appreciated the mysterious vibe of "Picnic at Hanging Rock" you'll probably like this one. I think it's better.

I hope this answers your question. I can see why some might find the film boring, but to call such a provocative movie a "non-story" isn't accurate.

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I also consider myself a film fan.

I agree you can't tell what other people's taste is .

BUT I also found this film a waste of my time.
The central premise was ill founded.

I thought it was self undulgent tosh.

But Im glad you liked it ..... BUT why do you imply people that might not have liked it are thick , dont have your powers of insight, and have low attention spans ?

Surely everyone has the right to have an opinion ?

You sound more narrow minded than the person you are accusing of being narrow minded.

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So why didn't you?

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Why didn't i what?????

First of all i apologise if i came across a bit strong. I didn't mean to get personel, and if i got you wrong then sorry.

I'm gonna try not to be too specific but i might touch on some of the plot details so incase that might bother anyone.....

*****SPOILERS******

There were a number of things i really liked about this movie. The acting, dialogue and photography were all stunning and i think, as proved with Lantana Ray Lawrence is solid film maker. But most of all i thought the story was awesome. The main gist of the story in my opinion is to do with 'the butterfly effect', how one small decision can have such huge repurcusions. In this case a group of basically good guys make a stupid choice not to ruin their once a year fishing trip and the film follows the dramatic effect this has on them, their families and their whole community. The film also contains a number of sub plots to do with the young girls dead mother (and how this effects), the relationship between Claire and her mother in law and the events that shaped that, and the much wider issue of race relations in Australia, not to mention touching on a wolf creek/ peter falconi type outback killer story. To me this film had so much going on and was presented in such a perfectly paced way that i was riveted from start to finish, and probably could have watched another hours worth atleast!

I think the problem with a film like this is it either grabs or it doesn't. If it doesn't then you can't get involved with the charachters and the plot and therefore you won't enjoy it. You said you spent the whole film waiting for something to happen and yet for me i thought the film was packed full of plot and story.

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Outstanding post about this film! You summed it all up very well. This was a wonderful film and Laura Linney's performance is Academy Award worthy. I'm surprised at the low rating for this film. The majority of IMDB people usually get it right.........much better then the professional critics.

Good job paul-dixon!

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Ok I wont watch it, just because some dude on the internet says so.

Ironically, this isn't even ironic at all.

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Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. Film tastes are entirely personal; that said, I'd like to give my two cents (since I couldn't write a review better than the one that's up now). Perhaps I am biased; I have kind of thing for Australian film. It is a slow film, a very slow film. Nevertheless, the pacing is deliberate. It is what ‘In the Bedroom’ should have, could have been; not only is it beautiful it has a story. It may not be a story in the conventional sense of the (dare I say it) American audience oriented ‘Hollywood’ sensibility that permeates the film industry from the bottom of the barrel exploitation film to the largely pretentious bunch of ‘revolutionary’ effects laden ‘indie’ films that have the so called ‘critics’ all sweaty palmed no matter where they are produced. Jindabyne is an episodic tragedy; a portrait of an ordinary group of people disturbed by a peculiar and traumatic experience. It is not a jarring piece by any means. The killer haunts the film only casually, unlike his horror film counter parts. We see the characters under no particularly extraordinary duress; life occurs. The strength of the piece is the performances. The grief is realistic and understated, not thrown at the audience like a slap in the face. While the characters deal with the circumstances, they must deal with everyday troubles as well. Their lives have not come to halt, they are not wallowing in self-pity but trying to move on; be it through trying to forget the event, or set things right. We are moved truly by their character, not their misery.

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Mmm. I personally loved the film. I thought it was brilliant.

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I'm a film scholar with a degree in cinema with a very broad appreciation for movies, but I have to agree with the most basic statement that this was B.O.R.I.N.G.

It was a great idea and I was captivated within the first moments of the film, but that quickly faded and ultimately about 20 minutes of this movie could have been left on the cutting room floor. That said, the first words out of my mouth were, "Two hours of my life I'm never getting back."

After looking at the other posts here, I was afraid I was the only one who was less than impressed by this film, but am glad that at least one other person shares my opinion.

Bottom line: There are thousands of ways to spend two hours of your life, Jindabyne is not one of them.

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i havent seen it, but i have a question for the person who wrote this, have you ever been to jindabyne? i dont live there but i live about a hour away, but i have friends who live there and jindy isnt that small, it gets pretty busy in winter cause its near the snowfieds. stop being an *beep* ...

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@thedarklord_kitty: No, look, I didn't want to attack the citizens of Jindabyne. If the town really exists i'm sure that the ones living there are just *fantastic* living creatures.
I tried being funny while expressing my own view on this movie, but I'm sorry if I offended anyone specifically and in such case I apologize.
It wouldn't have probably been more interesting if the very same script had been written for my own neighborhood, it would have probably been even worse.

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I'd stick to Transformers and American Pie sequels if I were you.

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