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Does anyone know any 'fakts'?

posted 20 years ago by courte425
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I only know 3, but i know there are more than this, and funnier.

These are the ones I have:
-42% of people dont remember their pin numbers.
-Life is like a cigarette, smoke it to the Butt.
-The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops moving when the music does

so if you know any more please feel free to add them on.

"...I'm Orlando Bloom, but I've had a bit of a facial readjustment."

[–] ray_mainsbridge 19 years ago

"There are 3 times more chickens in the world than humans."
"Frogs can be frozen, then when defrosted come back to life.
Humans cannot."

awesome, awesome claymation.

[–] m.vandersteen 19 years ago

"Fakt 46:

Fakts still exist, even if they are ignored."

Please remember that one.
Especially when watching the news.

[–] SirFloe 19 years ago

HELP ME !!!!!!!!! What's that song called, you hear when he was stealing the chicken? It's the same (classical song) on the Battle Royale 2 DVD Menu. Who knows it ????????????? Please tell me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] vk-miesbach 19 years ago

"Dies Irae from Missa Da Requiem"
Written by Guiseppe Verdi Performed by London Symphony Orchestra Conducted by Leonard Bernstein
Published by Sony Masterworks

[–] henleydude 19 years ago

Butterflies smell with their feat
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brane
Elephants can't jump, no matter how hard they try (or something like it)

Hope I've been useful

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[–] artistique_muse 19 years ago

Also...
"Fakt 142:
A cigarette is a substitute for your mother's nipple" i actually put that as my msn display thing once as an insult to smoking friends;)

Oh yes, and I like this one too..
"Fakt 914: Alcohol can cause drunkenness and nudity" Ahh too true...

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[–] stuart_mcmillen 19 years ago

"The bible was written by people who thought the earth was flat" (or something worded similarly.)

[–] elitist 19 years ago

The one about 'The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops moving when the music does' comes from the great Australian ballet dancer, choreographer and actor Sir Robert Helpmann.

[–] bianquiriqui 19 years ago

-Time does not heal old wounds
-Love does not conquer all

[–] insert_nickname_here 19 years ago

Fakt #???

The bible was written by the same people who thought the earth was flat.

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[–] c_azcuaga 19 years ago

fakt no. ??

expiring for love is beautiful, but stupid

[–] puzzle_queen 18 years ago

The bible teaches us that the earth is flat.
Also not to eat shellfish.
Marianne

[–] sophieraphael73 18 years ago

"Life is like a cigarette. Smoke it to the butt."

[–] sophieraphael73 18 years ago

whoops, it's aleady there! oh well, it's a good saying anyhow.

[–] mistresszhivago 16 years ago

42% of the population can't remember their pin numbers.