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Favorite Lines??

posted 18 years ago by Bonita_AppleBum
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I have a couple.

Peaches: "$55.50?? brotha that was a half hour ride, look i'm not tryna put shoes on your baby's feet!"

Tiffany: "Instead of worrying about what's going on over here, you need to call and make sure you still have that appointment at the free clinic, cuz I seen you around here scratching...what's that about??"

(army music playing)
(talking about their sketches)
Peaches: "Gionni, that hairstyle is from 1962, when Gladys Knight was still with the Pips...A mess! Simone, Madaam C.J. Walker invented the straitening comb...use it! Tiffany! the grand prize is 50,000 dollars, not 5, that's a 5 dollar basement hairstyle...rework it! Juni, urg...keep doing feet. Mr. Drake, if you'd stop being a playboy and started being a hairstylist you wouldn't have this creation of a mess."

funny as hell!!

"If I Don't Have Wisdom, I Can Only Teach You Ignorance"

[–] guttapimp 18 years ago

What did Peaches say to that lady in the office. She was like Kick her ass. And when Angel had left Peaches was still in there she was like let me introduce myself im Peaches i aint Angel does anyone know the rest?

[–] laurichia_13 18 years ago

SHE SAID FIRST SECOND KNOW YOUR PLACE SHE WAZ SAYIN THAT MARCELLA WAZ SECOND AND THEY WAZ 1ST

(angela bassett)got it all and all r happy

[–] guttapimp 18 years ago

I can remember her saying "LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF, IM PEACHES, AND I AINT ANGEL, SAY THAT *beep* AGAIN, AND GUARENTEE A BEAT DOWN AND SHE WAS STILL GOING ON.

LMAO WHEN SHE SAID ANGIE DONT WASTE YOUR HEELS ON THIS TRICK.

[–] ebony_diva89 17 years ago

Agent Little: We'll be watching you.

Peaches: With one eye because that one I can get away from.

[–] guttapimp 17 years ago

Let me Introduce myself again I'm Peachez I ain't Angie. Say that stuff again, know that your azz is whooped.

[–] cousinmissionary94-1 16 years ago

Peaches: Call the police. Give me a reason. Give em a reason to lock me up!

Peaches: He only kissed Halle Berry like that because he saw her naked on Monster's Ball. He would not have kissed Vivica A. Fox, Angela Bassett, or Cicely Tyson like that, because he would have got his white a** whooped on national TV, all up in the mouth like that.

Stephanie: I ain't got dirty dirty in a minute.
Tiffany: Dirty dirty, you smell dirty dirty!
Stephanie: You know what? You, I will cut you!

Woman in Angelle's: We brought our own hair...if you ain't weavin', you need to be leavin'...okay, you can stop all that switchin' and get to stitchin'...What you mean, you don't do no weaves? Well, somebody in this joint better start weavin', or somethin' 'bout to jump off up in here!