1. Pubs can effectively be turned into Christian gathering spots
2. No matter what social class you are, you can always fall for people in other ones
3. You can hold someone down under water while holding their neck night and the victim can scream as soon as they're let go.
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4. If you eat shrooms and then proceed to crash a town dance, you'll get kicked out after making out on stage.
5. Do not manipulate or seduce a religious zealot in hopes of bringing out their hypocrisy, they'll go ape *beep* on you.
6. Be wary of someone willing to give away their "dead" sibling's clothes...
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9. You can wear the same grimy pink tank top for 3 days and your girlfriend will still want to get it on with you.
10. Napping on grass tennis courts is fun.
11. Making out with a charcoal wall drawing will leave no traces of charcoal on your lips.
12. Lawn gnomes have no rights in Yorkshire (where they're used to vandalize cars)!
13. Rich, alienated and inconsiderate people often beget entitled, alienated and inconsiderate children.
14. Young people can smoke an astonishing number of cigarettes.
15. Married men with a taste for adolescent girls are lousy lays.
16. Watching someone pour an entire pub of alcohol down the drain makes me want to have a cocktail. Immediately.
17. In movies, single working class mothers who die young of cancer invariably leave behind a) sexually promiscuous daughters, b) violent-prone, lawbreaking sons, or c) both.
18. Rich girls are always acting and always lying.
19. Giant crosses will cleanse a town of its evil.
20. Black currants are no good for breakfast.
21. Born-again Christians who were once in prison are not the type of people you should try to seduce and then laugh at.
22. When Yorkshire girls say that they'll kill you, they mean to at least try.
23. It's okay to tell your sister that you love her and then beat her, as long as you pray afterwards.
24. If a pretty, cello player tries to get you drunk, and then listen to Edith Piaf, run.
25. Speaking in tounges to a bunch of crazy zealots is fun.
Ooh, Mr. Todd, you're warm in my... hand. Yeah...
T~O 1227
NCDCBFC
26. Lancashire can double for Yorkshire in any film.
27. Rich girls with philandering fathers have an interesting imagination about regarding their fathers sexual practices.
28. Once you've opened your house to a christianity cult, it's easy to get rid of them without too much complaint from them.
29. If people like to strangle you, you're probably doing something wrong...
30) its probably not a good idea to impersonate the devil to a born-again nutjob
31) the countryside is very pretty
32) same goes for emily blunt
33) making up a dead sibling to garner sympathy and emotionally toy with others is ok as long as youre a "fantasist"
34) people whose first love isnt a psychotic bitch are missing out on a great learning experience
35) inconsiderate sex from married fat men leads to instant lesbianism
We should start a countdown of funniest responses to 100 things we learned from this movie....
5. Do not manipulate or seduce a religious zealot in hopes of bringing out their hypocrisy, they'll go ape *beep* on you.
Omg...that is just way too funny
33) making up a dead sibling to garner sympathy and emotionally toy with others is ok as long as youre a "fantasist"
And this one; equally as funny.
Sorry I didn't contribute to the countdown of the original response..u guys r doing just fine.
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#34 is my favorite as i am extremely convinced that someone has soled the rights to my life: in regards to my first love. Maybe it was that crazy bitch i loved.
share30. if you see a hot guy dragging a cross up a hill, run
31. the richer your parents the less likely you are to see anything of them
32. "funny how i never ran into you before" .... despite living in a rather small town
33. what DO people do for money in a little remote village like that?
Still counting
36. Accordig to Emliy Blunt, men who commit adultry with teenagers should be castrated.
37. Emily Blunt proved her acting abilities in this film and is an absolutely amazing actress.
38. Motorcycle engines can be replaced in a matter of hours just like that *snap ur fingers*
39) Giant crosses can easily be balanced on steep hills
40) Ouiji boards are always rigged
41) A horse and a bike can move at the same speed
42) One always screams before they fully hang themselves
43) The most popular tanktop color is and always will be pink.
44. Don't go with your girlfriend/boyfriend to the lake or some sort of forrest, especially when they just discovered you lied, coz they might try to kill to you! or at least choke you.
45. Crimes of passion in France are forgiven. (We all know that's not true. =)
46. I could kill someone with a fork. (I wonder if that's true...)
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Me: ... Silence.
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48. That Nietzsche was this Greek philosopher... (no, she didn't say "great" - I rewound and checked three times)
share49. An average size Yorkshire lass can easily get into the clothes of a deceased anorexic.
50. One guy can single handedly weld together an enormous cross and when done it's not all that heavy to carry up a hill.
51. You can smash in your dad's car window and he won't mention it when he gets home.
52. You can spend a whole summer with a family, thinking their daughter is dead, when she really isn't.
O that blue, blue shirt of yours
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54. Being a sociopath is fun.
55. Mushrooms are even more fun.
56. God is DEAD!
I saw this girl next to me who wasn't beautiful until she smiled. -Basketball Diaries
2 hot girls dancing with edith piaf song while smoking is SEXY.
hehehe..
58. You can keep riding your scooter with no motor as long as you only go downhill.
59. Fanatic Christians can erect a cross above an entire town without a permit or even the townspeoples consent.
60. There is no reason to cover your bare breasts when your lesbian lover's religiously fanatic older brother shows up to extend an invitation to a cross raising!
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61. Don't have sex with married men, especially fat, cheesy singers.
62. Don't have sex with rich girls who lie and like to eff with people's heads.
63. Don't tell your holy roller brother that you're in love with a rich girl who lies and effed with HIS head.
~Lisa~
64. Rich girls always go back to school at the end of their summer holidays.
65. Omsk is in Siberia.
66. It could be fun to randomly knock on people's doors and tell whoever answers that your partner is cheating on you.
67. Emily Blunt has a great body :). ( Can't believe no one mentioned this).
68. Rich is too often a disease.
69. Natalie Press is more beautiful than she knows.
70. Fanaticism is rarely sane.
71. Love conquers too many things.
72. Red marker picture frames are less than ideal.
73. People just won't leave you alone when you're trying to be dramatic.
74. Good religion only goes so far.
75. Disillusionment is universal (and painful).
76. You can deconvert Christians by calling them 'fake' couple times.
share77. Pay far more attention to people when they're not talking then when they are
78. Belief in a higher power isn't bad in itself, viewing it as an exorcisable cure to all your woes & personal demons and attempting to rigidly force those close to you to adapt to your beliefs is
79. Love can exist even if only one views it in a honest way
80. Never Underestimate someone who's been hurt many times before
81. Don't go swimming with a girl whose heart you just stomped all over
82. Tamsin is very intelligent but quite emotionally naive
83. A well-earned cynical, world-weary view of things isn't impenetrable to the hopes of a happily-ever-after fantasy
84. Mona and Tamsin make one of cinema's most beautiful and tragic couples, despite the many problems & questions that arise at the core of the pairing
... dah-ling