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You MUST be joking...

posted 19 years ago by snake-boy
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Ok,

In all honesty, I have never walked out of a movie in my life. No matter how horrid it was, I forced myself to stick with it till the end. (I even watched Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer all the way to the end - if you can believe that!)

I watched the first few minutes of this and ran away screaming! This was so bad, so utterly horrible. The acting is a MILLION times worst than the worst soap opera you have ever watched in your life.

I got to the scene where mom slumps onto the kitchen table from the gas leak and that was it.

Oh ! My ! God - I know no matter how much I try to warn you, if you are going to watch this, you're going to watch it anyway. I just would not be able to sleep at night knowing I didn't at least TRY to save someone from having to edure this.

Take the dialogue from the worst porn movie you've ever seen and multiply it by the worst soap opera you can imagine and you'd starting to get the idea...

<sigh> Oh well, at least I tried. Now you can't say you weren't warned.

-snake

[–] Caliber18 19 years ago

This is by far the most stuppid movie i have ever seen the last five years!
Stay Away Fro It!!!

[–] snake-boy 19 years ago

:) So you're saying I didn't miss anything by not watching it through?... good. I didn't think so.

I'm amazed you even made it through to the end!

-snake

[–] MattBlacksky 19 years ago

I have listened to your comments and chosen to disregard them. I am off to watch this movie right now and I entirely expect it to suck.
I love bad horror movies but I have a feeling this is gonna be even worse than route 666. ha ha.

no...just me baby...just me.

[–] james-dutton 19 years ago

Hey cut it a break. My old music teacher is the father that dies in this movie.

[–] mayflower 19 years ago

Route 666, now THAT was bad... one of the top 5 worst "movies" I have ever seen.

[–] crh_2010 17 years ago

A TERRIBLE FOG REMAKE....OK THE LEAD WOMAN IS A WHORE WHY SHOULD WE SYMPATHIZE WITH HER WHEN SHE MET A GUY THEN F U CKED HIM..yea the "chase" scenes were amazing I mean if I was being chased by water zombies I sure as hell run as if I were in a b-rated movie..oh wait, it was a b-rated movie....

"I'm not going to ask you again, where is my willy wonka bar?"

[–] mammuru 19 years ago

snake-boy, thank you thank you thank you...

though I admit, I saw till the gasleak and though this might be entertaining...not...I just wasted 12 seconds of my life.

[–] first_jabberwocky 19 years ago

the first thing i thought in this movie was "the acting is just like a porno". i watched the whole thing though. fast-forwarded through most of it, just to see the "action" parts. it was so horrendous, it was hilarious. i would never watch it again. i'm going to tell people its amazing just so they rent it and get disappointed.

[–] froggy_eelcow 19 years ago

If you guys are used to watching pornos, what are you doing watching horrors? Maybe you should stick to your genre there. And when you watch that much porno, everything else is going to seem like "the acting is just like a porno". Listen bud, if you're looking for action, stick with the damn pornos alright?

[–] first_jabberwocky 19 years ago

the flick did have a bit of porno action.

[–] Sollus 19 years ago

I didn't think it was that bad, but then again we were doing our own dialogue by the funeral scene so I'm biased. I watched enough to know that this could get it's own WikiPedia listing under "Sucks".

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Ambrose Bierce

[–] lordof_abbatoirs 19 years ago

I feel intellectualy abused. I watched 15 minutes of this movie (!) while beeing down with a heavy fever, and even if i almost could'nt move due to fatigue i managed to rip Ghost Lake out of my player before i would suffer from a mental meltdown. Seriously, the alien-monster-trash movies from around the sixties were better then this one! I lament the birth of any person that had anything to do with it! Especially the cast.

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[–] scoobdoobydoo 18 years ago

Managed to watch it all.
What amazes me is how many bad actors they managed to find for one film.

[–] freakster_17 17 years ago

I feel sorry for you.

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[–] GreatMuppetyOdin 18 years ago

I thought it was really funny. I laughed all the way through. This is a great unintentional comedy.

Garfiled makes happy with the singing and coffee. i eat lazanya to with hamburgers & doonugts.s

[–] sugacat2004 18 years ago

Thanks, I was just going to watch it... =?
Geez, it's so hard to find a real good horror movie! :(