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100 Things I Learned from Creep (spoilers, of course)

posted 13 years ago by billsonbob
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1. If you're cleaning a clogged sewage drain, the best place to stand is right under the pipe.

2. George Clooney likes to shag average looking German-British chicks.

3. Walking all the way to the underground is much more convenient than trying a second time to hail a cab.

4. If a cocaine fiend who obviously wants to rape you starts to unzip his pants, a smart thing to do is insult his penis. That will clearly calm him down and convince him raping you is a bad idea.

5. Homeless people can live in the subway tunnels for months and never be disturbed by monsters until German-British chicks come along.

6. High heels make great weapons in a pinch.

7. If at first you don't hit a monster with a crowbar, don't try again. Give up and watch hopelessly while he impales your friend's skull.

[–] lauriescreams 13 years ago

Regarding point no. 2... With all respect, we don't know that. Franka never gets to meet him, remember?

[–] Harfy 11 years ago

8. If you are in the monster's nest, it's a very good idea to break all the windows
and stay close to them. Mainly showing your back to the outside.

9. If you are hiding in a little place with a flashlight on, never switch it off.
Because when you turn it on 2 seconds later, you can be sure the monster is
in front of you.

10. Thinking about having sex with George Clooney is a very, very, very bad idea.
Mainly at night.

11. When locked in a water cage, don't think about trying to find an underwater
exit. Even if you don't know how to swim. Mainly when your life is in danger.

[–] kingcarcas 10 years ago

I figured the guy she was actually supposed to meet was the George that was down in the sewers with her??

Assume nothing; Question everything

[–] yusef-ghanima 9 years ago

12 you can check if someone's breathing or not by touching her toe.
13 if the zombi can speak then it breaks the rules to kill it.
14 george clooney made at least one woman in london homeless.
15 when some one ask you if you are homeless or not, the answer would be no, yes, no.
16 when you meet a zombi named craig call him jimmy. (as if it matter what the hell his name is)
17 if you think that the british are more sophisticated than the americans, this movie will change your mind.

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[–] entergalacticnegro 9 years ago

lmao @ 12