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BEST LINES FROM THE NIGHT

posted 19 years ago by Ndwwaldo78
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"The world is so backasswards it makes me pray for dislexia...."

"with 1 virgin it's fine. 2 virgins kind of funny yet ackward, after the 3rd or 4th virgin, you're gonna want a pro. I know I like the confused and befuddled look like the next guy, but somewhere by 2 am in the morning I wanna a finger jammed up my ass.... My wife DID NOT help me with that one."

"The Saudis, the Eddie Haskells of the Middle East...."

"I think teachers and lawyers oughta flip salaries (LOUD APPLAUSE FROM AUDIENCE)."

[–] Sm5454 18 years ago

I was wondering if Circuit City could possibly make their receipts just a little bit longer.

Do you know what Barbra Streisand's problem is? She thinks she's Barbra Streisand!

[–] Ndwwaldo78 18 years ago

The worst thing Al Qaeda did was air that tape on CNN of them gassing that puppy, because now they got the liberals into the fray. See some guy looking up from his Marmaduke Day Planner- "Wait a minute. They killed a puppy?!? OH NOW IT'S ON MOTHERF---ER! Now it's ON!"