What an amazing film!


I really liked the movie, Up until The angry husband came into the store with the shotgun. All in all good movie. I hope this guy makes more films like this.

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Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. In retrospect there are some things I'd like to change about the shotgun wielding psychotherapist scene. They sounded good on paper, and what did we know, it was our first flick. Hindsight is 20/20. Still, it's a silly movie and in the end I think the gun toting husband just adds to the silliness.

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Sincerely, 1 of the stupidest, most awful garbage movies, in fact, the stupidest, most awful garbage movie I have ever seen. ( that title was previously held by "The Room", which is blown out of the water by your special brand of çomedy') I really hoped, mainly because of the funny, childish answers you gave on here, that your movie had some redeeming character or quality; but I sadly realized that No, nope, uh-uh. Then I cringed and realized how terrible it is that American is in the title, because now that garbage is linked to this country forever.

I hate to break it to you, but you are not clever and have no sense of how you are perceived by those around you, as is made obvious by this movie. My friend made a better movie when he was nineteen and stoned, pick another hobby...

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i just watched 5 minutes from it :
No famouse actors
No Human Story
Nothing takes your eys on

Simply worest movie ever

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eye Kant degree moor.

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If this guy makes another movie, I'll personally buy out every seat in the theater (assuming he makes a movie that EVER makes it to theater) or rent out every copy for the movie store just to prevent anyone from ever having to sit through something they expect to be Kevin Smith-esque, only to find out it's one huge Kevin Smith knockoff. If you want to see the comedy version of Kisses and Caroms, just go watch Clerks. At least it was original when Kevin Smith did it.

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>> "If this guy makes another movie, I'll personally buy out every seat in the theater... ...or rent out every copy for the movie store just to prevent anyone from ever having to sit through..."

Why not circumvent the process of buying out seats and copies? Just pay me directly not to make movies.

So send a check. In the mean time you can start saving people by buying up every copy of Kisses And Caroms.

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That was an idle threat, I don't HONESTLY expect you to make another movie. As for Kisses and Caroms, I've never seen it in any store, but I haven't really been looking. My friend made the mistake of getting it (from where, I don't know, I didn't ask) and we watched it. Both of us were pretty disappointed by Kisses and Caroms. I've made sure to tell everyone I know NOT to watch it and so far no one has.

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