Absolute Rubbish.
A confused story that tries to be funny, witty, raw, edgy and fresh, but fails on all fronts, completely. There are drawn out scenes including a guy who drops his ring into the toilet (the silver kind,, not the rectal) and has to retrieve it from the sh*tty water. That's it it....that's the gag. Hilarious!
The film goes nowhere, with rediculous characters in the form of customers coming into the shop, introduced throughout, who contribute nothing in terms of amusement at all. Oh a naked guy walks in into the shop....I can barely contain my hilarity!A gay Spanish dude....that's it my, sides have split! They were clearly trying to make film rely heavily on pithy and witty dialogue so the viewer can feel they seeing a realistic interaction between the characters (such as Clerks, Mallrats etc) but the writing is so poor I started to wander if the whole film was a joke in itself.
I watched a few of the behind the scenes extras in the hope of getting my money's worth and all I got were interviews with the cast who constantly referred to how good the other actors were and then the director who thinks he's Jay from Jay and Silent Bob, trying to act cool with his dumb indie facial hair and fat ass. He kept talking like he was some experienced and respected indie film maker and then mentions half way through that this is his first film!
This movie sucks ass on every level. It must be hard not to get at least one funny line into 90 minutes but they manage it here.
The only positive in the film is Nicole Rayburn who is hot and flashers her tits at the beginning and a great thong above her jeans throughout, but she is totally unbelievable as a professional pool player and in all the time we see her playing pool in the film she doesn't pot a single ball! And what on earth was Ginger Lynn doing in a brief and rediculous/irrelvant cameo.
Worst attempt at an indie film I have ever seen, and I've seen a few. The director should pull his greasy talentless head out of his backside and go flip some burgers somewhere as he sure as hell can't write or direct a half decent film.