Having just watched the movie again and then the first series i thought Dan should get a thread of his own since you can plainly see he rocks my world!
So i'm gonna start my own thread of fav Dan quotes!
1/ Dirty Sanchez is on tonight..... Oh p**s Lords!
2/ You can't beat getting gimped up!
3/ Pritchard is gay! (said through a traffic cone loadspeaker)
Any more for any more?
Dan Joyce Rocks my world!
"Faster! Faster! Faster like a pasta eating rasta!" - Pritch + Daint stirring the cement for panchos cement shoes stunts in Series 2.
"Looks like someone has spunked all over you!" - After prtch has taken 90 shots to the body doing he paintbal world record.
"Gee that wasnt long....I thought I was a stunner I could last longer than that!!!" - Watching the horses having sex.
and in the same episode:
"Check it out boys! 34 million sperm! Check. Me. Out!" {does this funny crazy dance thing - comparing his sperm to a horses.
Only God Will Judge Me.
All things are possible.
Evan Rachel Wood is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
Ha Ha!
I totally forgot about the 34 million sperm!! Thats my all time fav bit!
Cant believe i forgot to mention that!!
I love that warped southerner i do!
Dan Joyce Rocks my world!
"AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! My dick has never been that small in my life! Im the man with the worlds smallest knob! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Getting his balls waxed in Jobs for the boyos.
Probably his most memorable line.
Only God Will Judge Me.
All things are possible.
Evan Rachel Wood is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
Its so weird just fondling with my balls!! (said in the same episode)
Also in the same salon where he is having that treatment with the two pen type things on his face and his face contorts and he makes sort of sexual noises!! always cracks me up.
Lets brand pubes!!
I used to work in a call centre and i was in charge of a team of 20- i used to give them numbers instead of names! Number 22 come here your statistics arnt good enough! ( i use the last line in work all the time to the people i train)
Where would the water jungle be Matthew?
Dan Joyce Rocks my world!
Thought of another one, from the movie, when they do bangkok roulette, and Joyce is picking which bug to eat:
"Oh look at that one! Its gota face!"
Just they way he says it makes me laugh!
Only God Will Judge Me.
All things are possible.
Evan Rachel Wood is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!