Sooooo......bad. Not even so bad it's funny. It's just BAD! A 5 minute fart is not funny damnn it!!
How can you say that. Has your booty ever been poisoned? Joking.
do you mean rubbish, or garbage?Are you a supermodel by any chance?
Believe it or not, "rubbage" is a real word. It means the same as rubbish, but it's obsolete English. Why it's being used here, I don't know.
Actually, rubbage is nowadays used to refer to scrap rubber from old car tires. But I doubt that the original poster meant scrap rubber.