Caution! Don't be fooled!

screw you!!!!!! u r an idiot. first of, you can change the controls. second, if you didn't suck so much at video games you wouldn't have the slipping off platforms problem. third, you have to look for all of the glicthes, if not, your copy is flawed. fourth, the cut scenes are suppose to be dumb. fifth, you called h5l0 II a bad game. sixth, look down when you try to land, dumb ass. se7enth, if you cant hear the vioces then try turning up the volume. and what the hell do you mean by "tons of cheap shots"?

CAUTION! DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS n008!!!!!!!!


"Hello teddy" Conker from Conker Live and Reloaded trialer.

I agree that this game sucks, but for possible different reasons.
Conker... I've always hated Conker. The reason behind this was: an incredible amount of immaturity.
I've only seen the video clips on X-Play and such, and the game looks like scenes that 5 year-olds to 10 year-olds would find comical; a cow with diarrhea(sp), exaggerated blood and gore (perhaps this is the wrong game to look at for "realism", but come on... what is the point of a fantastic amount of blood and gore?), an incredibly idiotic amount of swearing (again, the point?), and the "comedy"... as far as I'm concerned, this comedy is, as I said, appealing only to the youngest age groups.
Anyway, yeah... I've never played them, and that's because of the above reasons.

This is the greatest achievement in artistic sense in videogame history.
If you don't like good games, go home.

You only say this because you're a Die hard fan on Bad Fur Day (N64), but that doesn't mean the game is bad. I am also a huge fan of the original, and Rare themselves, but I prefer many parts of the game the way it's played on the Xbox.

Also, controls are fine.

The speech is EXACTLY the same as the original, you must have a TERRIBLE hearing problem.

The cut scenes are also Exactly the same.