the idiot test


Since Ellen didn't give the answer to the final question, here it is for the idiots:

Q: A woman was born on December 28th, 1960, but her birthday always falls during the Summer. How is this possible?
A: She was born in Australia. Because Australia is in the southern hemisphere, the seasons are reversed from northern hemisphere countries where most of her viewers and readers of this board are.

I felt pretty good about myself, I knew all of the answers except for the first one (Elephants make one thing no other animal can: baby elephants).

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You are a legend in your own toilet.

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