I started to watch this movie, but turned it off after about 15 minutes. The acting was horrible. The action sequences were extremely cheesy. the sound production was horrible. The guns sounded like toys, and they replayed the same explosion sequences. The seal team wore black ski hats, and yellow tinted ski goggles. .. dont waste your time with this.
shareNo you didn't. I agree. Steer clear. One of the absolute worst movies I've ever seen. What plot there was, was explained in the last 2 minutes and was absurd. Continuity is non-existent. Bad guys are the lousiest shots imaginable. Good guys' guns are magical, they never empty. Good guys have no need for water, food or sleep. The country they're living in is a magical place where you don't have to pay to ride the buses or trains. One of the reasons you don't have to pay for the trains is that all of the tracks lead you to run through buildings. But dont worry, you can drive trains thru buildings without damaging the train a lick. Rated a 1 because there's nothing lower.
"Pitiful, pitiful", Jed Clampett.
In all honesty, I thought the movie sounded like it would be decent in the write-up, however I thought the same thing about "Vampire Assassins" and that was a HUGE joke! I read what people said about that one and thought I would give it a try anyway. If anything else I would MST3000 it, but it was just too bad to even do that. I've learned my lesson, the movie goes back. It sounds like this one would be a real stinker as well.
Felix The Kat
It's Danny Lerner's best film! If you think this was bad, just watch any other film directed by him. The others are so much worse.
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