100 things I've learned from "Into the Blue"
1. A group consisting of mostly broke 20-somethings will be unable to raise $30,000 to rent some salvage equipment, but will still have the means for two of them to live in a luxury hotel/rented villa on the Bahamas *and* to have a 50-feet-plus powerboat at their disposal for their daily snorkeling expeditions.
2. A broke diving-guide who just lost his job and stumbles upon 800 kilos of pure coke will not even consider using those drugs to get him out of his financial troubles. Naw.. best to just dump that stuff back into the ocean.
3. Amanda will do a complete stranger for a few lines of coke.
4. The Caribbean seafloor is littered with both downed planes full of Colombian pure *and* lost treasure galleons. Most of the time, one will be within spitting distance of the other.
5. Jessica Alba's ass is apparently too hot for US audiences.
6. Jaqueline Bisset and Nick Nolte were way hotter as a movie-couple than Alba/Walker.
7. When your best friend is a diving-guide with the lung-capacity of a sperm whale, you'll also be automatically able to hold your breath underwater for minutes on end to stay with him. Even if you're a hard-partying lawyer from New York.
S.