Holy f@ck was Jessica Simpson hot!

That perfect tan, that smile, those eyes, that hair.

And oh yeah, THOSE T!TS!!! Man, I'd like to motorboat those. She was sex on legs, and oooh, what legs.

I wish I coulda been John Maher for just a day. Okay, a month.





I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.