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Absurd, just absolutely terrible, absurd.

posted 18 years ago by bozz723
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This is by far the worst movie ever made in history. I have no idea how people could like this movie. BATMAN DIES WITH A STUNGUN THROUGH HIS SUIT. ARE YOU SERIOUS ??? Batman gets beat up by some 150 lb twerp, then gets taken out with a stungun ?!?!?!?!?! Who made this movie and how could they possibly think they were making something good. This movie had no feeling, no purpose, and was completely the dumbest, most pointless, I just don't even know how to get adjectives to describe it's absurdity.

WOW

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[–] olliep-2 18 years ago

he dosent die because of the stun gun he dies from heroion u retard

*beep* off u retard

if u dont like this film u dont like batman and if u dont like batman why bother posting

wat was i going to say oh yea *beep* u

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[–] paschman 18 years ago

if you dont like this film you dont like batman? this was the worst on screen representation of the charector i have ever seen! no way in hell in a heroin addicted nobody going to take down batman! he was able to beat superman but he couldnt beat this guy? lame.
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[–] paschman 18 years ago

thats the point batman would have seen it coming. also whats the deal with having all that body armor is it cant stop a stun gun?
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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

Yeah, sure. Batman realized it was all his fault. gimmie a break...
I doubt he blames himself for every deadbeat drug addict in the city. Batman would beat that guy into the ground, then send him to prison. Not whine and moan about how it's all his fault. This is the gaywad art student version of Batman. It simpley has nothing to do with the comic character.

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

rubbermonkey - You are retarded. Go write a poem about how much you get beat up at school and cut yourself.

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

You seem afwully sympathetic to the whiney criminal in this crap film.
People who are worth a damn don't give up and turn into drug addicted criminals when they have difficult lives. This film's message seems to be "you have the right to give up hope and act like a lunatic if you are a victim of injustice". That's one of the many reasons why I hate this nonsense.

And what's with your comment "He did what every failure in life should do"??
You think anyone who fails at something should kill themselves?
No wonder you like this retarded movie.

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

Yeah, mistakes happen. I know that's hard to grasp, since you evidently have a severe case of down syndrome. I know he was an innocent man who got sent to jail. I don't see how that lets him off the hook for getting addicted to drugs and torturing people.

have you never been blamed for something you didn't do? Sure, everyone has. But you get over it, and go on with your life. You don't use it as an excuse to act like a complete piece of unethical crap.

If he was such a "normal, good citizen", why did he turn so easily to drugs and torture? In your opinion, is that what "normal, good citizens" are entitled to do if they get confronted with injustice? Wouldn't that be a great world to live in. I guess this good citizen never thought of the billions of real criminals Batman put in jail. He thought his little ordeal was more important, and Batman had to go down because of it. This selfish little turd cared less for all the people Batman had saved and would save in the future, just because he was wrongley accused.

I doubt you'll ever comprehend any of this, because you're probably one of those trendy-depressed emo retards, who likes to wallow in self pity and think about emotional nonsense all the time. That's why you have such empathy for the pathetic criminal in this film. You're both weak willed and quick to blame others for your problems.

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

You're right. So instead of dealing with crap luck, a better option is to blame everyone for your problems, start using drugs, and torturing people. That's a great choice. And according to you, rightly justified.

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

Yeah, anyone would be angry at having their life turn to crap. But this film tries to make it look like that guy had every right to do the things he did to Batman. And that's just sick. Maybe mongoloids like you get off on movies like this where the weaklings strike back, but it sends out a negative message and makes for a completely suckfest film. Yes, we ALL UNDERSTAND understand it was Batman's mistake. Does another wrong make a right? Not usually, and definitely not when you add heroin and buttrape.

This film is complete garbage for about 4,000 reasons, but the one that gets me the most is that it centers on that pathetic "innocent" criminal. He goes on and on about how bad he's got it (apparently he's the ONLY innocent person ever sent to prison), he has such a bad life but apparently has enough cash for his endless supply of heroin, and the director tries to make us believe that Batman would actually give a damn if this loser kills himself. Who cares about this one guy? He's a drop in the bucket compared to all the people Batman's saved. But NOOOO, the director wants us to forget all that because this one douchebag is the star of the show. let's all feel sorry for him, because his life is the only one that matters. Isn't that right? You said Batman ruined his life, so it makes sense for Batman to kill himself. You think Batman has never dealt with guilt before?! He was responsible for the death of a teenage Robin, and for Batgirl getting her spine blown out, but he decides to end his life just because of one guy?! If you know anything about the character, you know that part is complete crap.

This film is just bad. it sends an awful message that sympathizes with weakness and giving up. This film doesn't say: "Tomorrow will be a better day".
It says: "Life sucks, I'm gonna drag others down with me."
Just give up trying to defend this bullcrap film. You're not doing a very good job anyway.

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

I figured you'd say something like that.
You're probably some cannibal corpse t-shirt wearing skateboard geek, who talks about crap like anarchy all day.
You make your own luck in life. Blame other people all you want, but most times your bitching falls on deaf ears. And I don't see the point in mentioning movies with negative views on life. I could counteract that argument with an enormous list of movies that have a positive spin to them, but why bother?

And another thing, it is possible for people to stop using drugs & get jobs after stints in prison. Plenty of people use that crap for an excuse to be worthless(like the guy in this movie), but some choose to carve out a better life for themselves. Drug rehab centers and job programs for ex-cons DO ACTUALLY exist. This idiot in the film had other choices. This however was never shown as a possibility in the film. The director wanted you to feel nothing but pity for the criminal and resentment for Batman. You can either blindly agree with this crap, or realize this film is trash and never should have been made.

Question: "Besides, if you're gonna go down, why shouldn't you bring everyone with you?"
Answer: Because not everyone on earth is a tremendous steaming pile of crap. Or maybe you were just trying to sound cool. It didn't work, sorry.

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

hahahah!! What the hell?
Is that some of your poetry?!
It's really moving!

If "embracing the darkness of my soul" means being a lowlife, no thanks. I think I'll pass on the embracing.

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

I'm not the one posting up poetry.
looks like you better re-evaluate your own sexuality before you lash out at other people, brokeback.

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

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[–] bowie114 18 years ago

I thought Batman and Robin was the worst. I was sooooooo wrong. This is a terrible movie. I was sickened after watching it.

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[–] mgkhantra 18 years ago

Again to the above posters If u say that anyone who doesnt like this doesnt like Batman then not only are U retarded and not only do u not have good taste in films and not only Do 'U' not like Batman but u dont know *beep* about Batman. HOw in the hell did the tazer take him out? The Tazer should not of been able to penetrate a rubber suit wtf? And Batman would not kill himself over some *beep* like this Have u guys ever heard or read the story of Jason Todd how Batman was pretty much responsible for his death and Batman felt guilty yeah but he didnt commit suicide and he wouldnt do it now omg if u like this then u dont like Batman

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[–] BoogerFlicker 17 years ago

The name of this thread sums it up perfectly.flint_fireball's.....you need to get your insults straight.First you call rubbermonkeydude "emo",then you acuse him of being a "Cannibal Corpse t-shirt wearing skateboard geek".You need to understand the concept of "emo".You're probably one of the people who incorrectly assume that "emo" derives from the word Emotional. But I can let that slide. What I cannot let slide,is you stating that an "emo" is into Cannibal Corpse.That s hit makes NO sense. And whats with the vanilla ice lyrics? Weird.......And you,Dorian 777,......stop trying to be cool. And jeese,......Shut up,and/or F uck off.

"I'd always look at their bodies when I was done....." - Hermes,The Suffering

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[–] JessePwnsYou 17 years ago

Billy never come on this site during your period

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

All of rubbermonkeywhatever's posts have been deleted, so how can you even understand what was being said?
When I want your opinion, i'll give it to you.

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[–] BoogerFlicker 17 years ago

Don't you mean if you want my opinion, you'll ask for it? And just because his posts were deleted,doesn't mean that I couldn't have read them before they were deleted. Stoopid. Menstrual cycles are for the weak,something you know all about,right jesse? Eat Me.

"I'd always look at their bodies when I was done....." - Hermes,The Suffering

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[–] JessePwnsYou 17 years ago

yeah bill i know alot about that
only bc of u tho ;)

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

Nope. I meant what i said.
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

And if you really read any of that guy's posts, you'd know what I was talking about. One post he'd put up some emotional crap poetry. The next post he'd try and say something all hardcore. I guess you overlooked that due to all your rambling about "emo" definitions.

Point is this movie blows. Anyone who likes it probably drinks their own pee.

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[–] BoogerFlicker 17 years ago

All my "ramblings" consisted of 1 or 2 sentences. And I know the guy who made the posts,and he is neither emo or "hardcore". He's a dumb F uck,like yourself.And the point is, if you don't like a movie,than don't come here.

"I'd always look at their bodies when I was done....." - Hermes,The Suffering

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

"1 or 2 sentences" were definitley enough to be considered rambling. Especially since it sucked. And just cause you're pals with every retard that posts up here doesn't affect my opinion at all. It doesn't surprise me at all that you know all the rest of the scumbags that enjoy crap movies about buttrape. And I really couldn't give one damn what some turd refers to himself as a particular crap style "emo, hardcore, etc." Anyone who styles their life after some pathetic fad is more worthless than my last fart. And the point is, you get your ass beat in school every day, cause you're a zit-faced gimp.

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[–] JessePwnsYou 17 years ago

your time of the month again billy??

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

You're right. I think your friend Billy is in dire need of a couple boxes of maxi pads. And probably a mop too.

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[–] BoogerFlicker 17 years ago

Oh s hit! This f uckup of a board just got exciting! I guess it just puts the sugar on the top of your day,(which is filled with eating twinkies and masturbating every 5 seconds,without a doubt),to come here and unleash your pent up angsty soul on a keyboard,to insult some dude you don't even know.But by all means,keep posting!It puts a smile on my face to know that someone out there is wasting their life away trying to feel better about themselves!Peace out b itches!

"I'd always look at their bodies when I was done....." - Hermes,The Suffering

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[–] JessePwnsYou 17 years ago

you know it probably took you like 10 minutes to write that rofl
so ur wasting your life BI TICH!

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[–] BoogerFlicker 17 years ago

And you'd know because YOUR'E THE BIGGEST BOARD STALKER I'VE EVER SEEN!And you spelt bitch wrong.

"I'd always look at their bodies when I was done....." - Hermes,The Suffering

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[–] JessePwnsYou 17 years ago

im no the biggest board stalker, john is mo *beep*

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

cannibal corpse sucks nuts.

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[–] BoogerFlicker 17 years ago

Thats gold. you make me smile.

"I'd always look at their bodies when I was done....." - Hermes,The Suffering

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

oh, I smell bacon. you smell bacon?

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[–] JessePwnsYou 17 years ago

flint_fireballs [hearts] boogerflicker

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

JessePwnsYou [hearts] flint_fireballs, boogerflicker, & movies where Batman gets buttbanged.

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[–] BoogerFlicker 17 years ago

Y'wanna hook up?

"I'd always look at their bodies when I was done....." - Hermes,The Suffering

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

Now that's how to butter a fella up!
That and great chats about batman getting anally pounded.
You guys are tha best!

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[–] BoogerFlicker 17 years ago

Your welcome.

"I'd always look at their bodies when I was done....." - Hermes,The Suffering

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[–] flint_fireballs 17 years ago

my welcome?

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[–] JessePwnsYou 17 years ago

wdf u guys smokin?
batman movies suck<3

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[–] BoogerFlicker 17 years ago

You're in a bad place to say such a thing.

"I'd always look at their bodies when I was done....." - Hermes,The Suffering

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[–] JessePwnsYou 17 years ago

its true bill sorry ;]
what ever happened to john? pmsl

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[–] BoogerFlicker 17 years ago

I guess some administrator must have found his posts "offensive", and decided to nuke him off the face of IMDB. But it's probably for the best.

"I'd always look at their bodies when I was done....." - Hermes,The Suffering

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[–] JessePwnsYou 17 years ago

i asked him and he said, he cant post untill he buys a movie on amazon PMSL!

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