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'oh he thinks he's black'


In this movie they have Vince Vaughn come out like an idiot saying crap like "Twinkle, twinkle baby" and dressing like a fool. The explanation, "Oh he thinks he's black." Are you kidding me? He thinks he's black. I guess all black folks run around in fur coats in the summer, with stupid hats and say things like "twinkle, twinkle" If a character came out with a Yarmulke and said stupid things like "Oh that costs too much" and they explained it as "Oh he thinks he's Jewish" there would be a huge problem. But since they say he thinks he's black, it’s funny, let’s have him act like a fool. That is funny. I'm black, I have never nor will I ever wear a damn fur coat in the summer. I have my bachelors in electrical engineering, and a masters in management. Was I acting black when I got those degrees conferred on me? I think I was. To sum up: *beep* you Vince Vaughn. I'm just kidding, but I'm actually not.

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It's an interesting point. I'm Jewish, and any Jewish references like the one you made always make me think and wonder...you are right, there would be much more of an uproar if they used a cheap Yarmulke-wearing character for comic relief with an explanation of "Oh he thinks he's Jewish." So to that end, you're spot on. I wouldn't really be offended, but I'm not easily offendable. However, the white-guy-who-acts- black has become a stock character in many comedies, (the guy in "Barbershop," Jamie Kennedy in "Malibu's Most Wanted," Seth Green in "Can't Hardly Wait," to name a few) and that character is used and seen in different ways. Barbershop was a more realistic character-driven movie, so the character in that movie was not cartoonish like the Vince Vaughn character seems to be. There was also the Sean Patrick Thomas character, who was a black guy accused of "acting white." On the one hand, it's insulting to think that a white guy "acting black" is acting like an idiot and that a black guy "acting white" is acting like a snob, but on the other hand a lot of people do think that way, and so a movie like Barbershop is simply reflecting how people think about race.

It seems from the previews and from what I've read that "Be Cool" is a dumb movie and that the Vince Vaughn character is a dumb character who is just being used as comic relief--the-white-g uy-who-thinks-he's-b lack. You're not going to get a lot of realistic character work in this movie, and it's not going to deal with its characters in an honest way, so you're not going to get the kind of insight that you got with the characters in "Barbershop," and so the VV character is going to be just insulting rather than satirical or honest. If he was acting stereotypically Jewish or Chinese or gay, and everyone just wrote off his behavior because "Oh he thinks he's (whatever)" then there probably would be more conversation about it, but I don't think that would necessarily be because people were insulted. Part of it would be that, but a lot of it would be because a mock-Jew or mock-gay guy isn't a stock comic character like what I've been talking about and because there aren't a lot of white guys who are trying to be cool by being Chinese or a lot of black guys trying to be cool by being Jewish or a lot of straight guys trying to be cool by being white. And really, that's what it's about: white people are people, and people want to be popular and well liked, and hip-hop and black gangster lifestyles are popular, and that's all it is. White people don't want to be black, they want to be cool, and right now "black" is cool. Is the VV character insulting and offensive? You were offended, so there you go. Would I be offended if it were a similar thing but with a guy "acting Jewish?" Maybe, maybe not, but you're probably more sensitive to that kind of thing than I am because of the enormous amount of negative stereotypical images of blacks in media throughout American history. I would chalk it up to lazy writers just wanting to come up with a sitcom-like "funny character" and going back to the well with the white-guy-who-acts- like-a-gangster character. It's a dumb movie, I wouldn't sweat it, but it's an interesting point you've made. Thanks for sharing. Have a good day.


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You missed my point, which Jamsilve got completely. I am not angry or upset that his character was an idiot, clearly idiot characters are funny, what bothered me was how they explained it, coupled with the fact that had the only African American (that I know of) in the movie utter the lines (this is paraphrased) 'he is acting stupid because he thinks he is black'

Even you make mention in your post that his character is a "white guy who tries to be black". There for him acting like an idiot is him trying to be black. Is that what you think being black is? I mean i laugh with the best of them, one if my favortie comedians is Dave Chapplle who pushes that envelope all the time (I even got into a fight with him about the NI66As bit on his show)

As far as your opening line, My degrees serve me well. I take offence to the way blacks are portrayed in teh media, this being a prime example. Or maybe we can look at all the Jerry Brockhiemer movies where he puts a large black woman in everyone to yell something sassy ("If i knew they would have guns i would have brought mine" - the rock, "You need Jesus" Badboys 2, i forgot what the woman says in I Robot)


And you quote Nas? try hearing him, instead of just listening.

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Obviously your degrees didn't serve you that well if they didn't teach you how to spell offense.

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Re: the spelling of 'offence': She may be from the UK. We spell it with a 'c'. :o)

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We will be defensive.... African American people act victimized all the time whenever it has nothing to do with their race, THIS if anything, is mocking our race... It makes us all seem like we're trying to be cool by imitating black people... I've nothing against African American people in general.. But none of me (white)friends try to act like a black gangster... Because they know that'd make them a fake. The same way as if a regular African American was trying to act like a black gangster... Gangsters are a culture, and black or white people can imitate them... But in movies, it's only funny if a white guy does it.. It happens all the time... There are all kinds of black rappers who act like 'gangstas' and they've never really so much as stole a pack of gum. What I'm saying is that the white man is being victimized in this(and other) movie, because it's saying that it's only stupid if a white man tries to be a gangster.

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I don't know if this was mentioned in earlier posts, because I couldn't be bothered to read them all, but there were many other African-American characters other than the one who spoke that quote (he thinks he's black...). If I'm not mistaken Christina Milian isn't even black (if that is in fact the character who said that quote like I remember).

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Okay she mispelled offense?Can you say typo? OMG quit jumping on the lady,all she stated was her opinion.Like you stated yours.Its a freaking movie! Although I must say I am enjoying your debate.

"A movie a day keeps the doctor away"


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Ugh.

The point was not that black people act that way. It was that he THINKS black people act that way.

I have no idea if anyone else told you this because I don't feel like reading through this whole thread, but I hope so, because it wasn't that hard to figure out.

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"I take offence to the way blacks are portrayed in teh media, this being a prime example"


I think the point is that the character in question is NOT black. He is an idiot white guy. He is trying to be "black" but is an idiot and acts like an idiot. I don't see where your offense comes from. He's white, for crying out loud.

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Uh, shockedstudent, you kinda lost all crediblity with your Dave Chapplle commentary. In the sense, he plays a white character several times on his show; the stuffy white news anchor. Unless, that what you think all white people are like in which case i would say you are about on par intellectually with Vince Vaughn's character. I hate to break it to you, but thats not exactly an accurate representation of a white guy either, we dont all talk like we got sticks up our asses and are stuck living in 50' and 60's. So if you have no problem with that, they you have no business criticizing anybody for playing the gansta rapping wannabe black white guy.


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There for him acting like an idiot is him trying to be black


No, you have it reverse. He is an idiot that thinks he is black. Not that he is an idiot for thinking he is black. The character whether acting black or not is still an idiot. They figured that him acting like a caricature of gangsta black person, further cementing the characteristic that he is an idiot, would add comedic relief.

Is that what you think being black is?


No and that is not what the movie tried to convey. The fact she had to state that he thinks he is black means that he is failing short of the stereotypical gangsta rapper. It actually is pretty spot on for the white kids I grew up with that tried to be black.

I take offence to the way blacks are portrayed in teh media, this being a prime example.


As for the gangsta portrayal, I'm not sure if its spot on or an exaggeration (its more than likely the latter). As for the pants, that's pretty spot on, especially in the area I live in... As for getting bent out of shape, every thing was exaggerated. The russians were exaggerated, the italians were exaggerated too. The point is you have to look at if it was meant to denigrate and unfortunately most people will evaluate that subjectively and not objectively.

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i couldnt have said it better. perfect analysis of what this movie was trying to be.

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There was this cool russian in Armaggedon..... hahaha

anyways I see your point, I think you`re right. but I believe what our friend here is talking about is truth. Vince Vaughn is not playing a white guy who thinks he`s black. He`s playing a guy with a ghetto-rapper attitude acting like a complete idiot.

We`re all the same *beep* black or white.

Does anyone of you believe in races????

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I'm with you man. That line made me cringe every time I heard it in the trailer, and more so in the actual movie because the line just created yet another useless stereotype - especially coming from a black woman. I don't see her acting all "twinkle twinkle" and "trippin" so how can he be acting black if the actual black actors don't? And what's with 'acting black' anyway? Can't people just be who they want to be without someone telling them 'no you can't be like that 'coz you're white'. Or like in Undercover Brother when he eats mayonaise and someone infers that he can't eat mayonaise because he's black.

Who made a rule that people have to conform to their racial stereotype and not be allowed to think outside the box? It's like - 'you're white so you can't wear a big hat and outrageously loud overcoat with gold chains' and then say to the next guy 'oh but you can wear all that coz you're black'.

And I wouldn't be laying blame on Vince Vaughn either - the blame lies on the screenwriter and to a lesser degree the director (who is black). Be Cool was as boring as movies come anyway, so to sum up: lazy lines + lazy story = lazy screenwriter.

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let me spell it out. not upset with Vince Vaugh playing a moron, i am upset at how they justify it by saying 'oh he is just being black'

I do worry about the president, but i keep those posts on political website threads

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WOW! I can't believe you believe what you're saying, shockedstudent!
STFU! Go form a support group at your local YMCA for you and all your 'beaten-down' brothers.


always remember to never say always and never.

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She didn't say 'he is just being black'. she said 'he THINKS he's black'. She is not excusing his behaviour, she is implying how much of a tool he is because he is being so over the top and has no idea what he is on about.

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They said it cause it's funny. White people trying to act "black" is something that is made fun of on a daily basis. The more flamboyant the person, the more i laugh at them, and I'm white. I personally don't think he was acting "black", but he thought he was, and that was what was so funny about it. Another stupid white guy.

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I think many people have showed you've mistaken the point of Vaughn's character, yet you keep holding onto your justification with that one line "he thinks he's black"...

You're offended by that one little line without looking at the whole picture, which a lot of posters have already pointed out to you.

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Kimba hit the nail on the head. The line was "He's just TRYING to act black" or something along those lines. He wasn't portrayed as truly ACTING black, he was only TRYING, based on his own stereotypical "urban" view of what "black" is. Ultimately, he failed.

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everyone in these boards take things to seriously...it was meant to be funny and it was achieved. Also he wasn't trying to put down blacks or anyone else for that matter, if anything it was meant for white people to try to act black. Which lets face it there are a lot of people like that. People shouldn't be offeneded by it because it was that big of a deal. If he was instead making fun of hispanics or puerto ricans (which i am) i wouldn't be offended or upset. and lastly everyone should remember IT IS JUST A MOVIE.

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Stillmatic, made all the valids point, to I'll refrain from arguing...

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nice one
can i have your telephon #?

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to shockedstudent:
I'm sure that Vince's character wasn't meant to offend anyone, but more to make the movie funny. I know that Raji and Elliot are what "made" the movie.
Would homosexual people be offended that The Rock played a gay person in the movie even though he is straight in reality? I'm not sure, but I know that as an asian, I wasn't offended when watching "Not Another Teen Movie". In the film there is a charater who pretends to be asian when he is obviously not. I took it as a joke and laughed. One of his quotes from the movie was "What up my yellow brothers? *beep* in the house!" I thought it was funny, but everyone is different. If something like a movie upsets you as much as it seems, just ignore it. Also in the movie, Cedric the Entertainer's character was a rich, powerful movie producer with a big house and a nice car. He had class when he wore a collared shirt underneath his jersey. This character probably went to college or worked very hard to get to where he was. And as you go to college you will have a big house and a nice car. Instead of complaining about a movie character, you can be the change, and break the stereotype.

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point probably been made, but for one, i actually know a black kid who acts like vince vaughn in the movie, so there is some kind of basis in fact. two, it's utterly, utterly pointless to get offended by this movie. it is a comedy. getting offended at a comedy is flat annoying to people around who get to hear about it.

i could have taken offense that there was a sterotypical ballsy blonde in the movie, or the fact that there was a sterotypical struggling young woman, or the fact that there were sterotypical russian mobsters, but did i? no, because i know that would be stupid and pointless, because again, this is a comedy.

yes, i understand your point. "he's acting stupid and they justified it by saying he thinks he's black." but my point is this. "you got offended and that's completely pointless, because there's really nothing to get offended at."

now, i have no masters, in fact i'm probably dropping out of high school at the end of this year (i'm a jr, 15yo), and i think i've made a valid and intelligent point. i fail to see how you having college degrees has *anything* to do with this. i wouldn't think so with this line: "i'm just kidding, but i'm actually not." i expect that from a 12yo, not someone with multiple college degrees.

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That you are dropping out of high school at 16 in itself means you are an idiot. You write pretty well for a 15 year old, but guess what? In 20 years you will also still write pretty well - for a 15 year old.

"If you don't agree with me you are obviously an ass."

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You don't know this girl or anything about her reasons for dropping out of school, so get over yourself and your self-righteous view of what is right for other people.

She also writes well. Period, that is that. I know a large number of people who are older than her who cannot even begin to form their opinions in as thoughtful a manner.

That being said, blow it out your ass.

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I am not going to read through all the responses so if this is a repeat, please, don't be hatin'. Vince Vaughn's character is an idiot. He is not only pretending to be black, but he is pretending to be many things he isn't - hip, tough, smart, streetwise, etc. That he is "acting black", but only acting out a stereotype is indicative of his overall stupidity. He is a phony all around and that extends to his portrayal of what "black" is.

"If you don't agree with me you are obviously an ass."

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Hmmm, If this Character offended you then I think I should become offended every time is see The Wayans brothers dressed up like "white chicks", imitating their behavior(Stereotyping white girls to all be that way)? Or maybe I should get angry whenever I see "Undercover Brother" and they assume that all white people like mayonnaise and dress like golfers while talking like nerds. Wasn't there a comedy show with Method Man and Red Man? You know, where they move into a white suburban neighborhood with all of the rich white people who were uptight, uncool and dorky because they weren't knowledgeable in Ebonics slang. I guess I could get offended and freak out like that, but it happens so often, that I just ignore it now.....and I'm positive that the list of movies go on. Who cares, get over it, we're all made fun of....just grow some thick skin!

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^Even a better point....

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