2 Superheroes You Wouldn't...
If you were a villain pick two superheroes you wouldn't mind chasing you.
For me:
Fat Momma, after the bank robbery just toss containers of ice cream behind you and she'll never catch up.
Mr. Mitzvah, hopefully it's a footchase. "I'm the fastest runner, oh my leg gave out after two feet!"
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.