There are many funny lines in this movie!
So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.
I want my pink shirt back!
Karen: What? He's a good kisser.
Gretchen: He's your cousin.
Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met
I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!
It's like I have ESPN or something
Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!
Damian: My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.
Ms. Norbury: Your grandmother and I have that in common.
(Tiny Fey is so hilarious in this movie!)
I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night.
Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four.
Mr. Duvall: I will keep you here until four.
I love her. She's like a Martian!
Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom?
on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!
Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.
you all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whore
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