Happy Cat Alarm Clock

Who would want this?
HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA.
HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA.
WAKE UP, YOU ARE LAZY AND WORTHLESS.
AND POWERLESS TO STOP ME.
YOU THINK I GO AWAY? TOO BAD! HAW HAW HAW.
YOU WANT PEACE AND QUIET? TOO BAD! HAW HAW HAW.
I'LL NEVER LET YOU SLEEP AGAIN. HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW.
NOT BROKEN.

R.I.P. Mako (Aku, Happy Cat Alarm Clock, and Uncle Iroh)