Racing Stripes...more like Hacing Bripes HAHA! YES! BURN!
Hmmm, to be fair I haven't seen this, what I'm sure is a, quality film so I'll just have to analyze the taglines...
1. "His stripes made him an outcast. His heart made him a hero."
That's great. Really, it is. Quite affecting. Here we have an animal that despite being looked down upon (for those damn stripes) still has the drive and ambition to do his own thing. Wow, I'm awed, truly. Come on people, even though he's an OUTCAST, he's still a HERO. Doesn't this movie really inspire us all to become better human beings? I say, this Zebra may just be the most inspirational figure in moviedom. Schindler who? Why was he so great? He didn't even have stripes to overcome! This movie is so great I'm even going to overlook the typo in this tagline-the rap community informs me it is indeed spelled OutKast. Us silly whites, when will we learn?
2. "Cheer 'til you're horse!"
I WILL! I WILL CHEER TIL I'M HORSE! HOW COULD I NOT? This movie is just so damn inspirational. If a zebra with Frankie Muniz' voice can overcome such hardships, who am I to worry about such mundane problems such as how I'm going to pay the rent this month? It's just so amaz...wait, wait, a minute, cheer til you're horse! HORSE! HAHA! I GET IT! HORSE LIKE THE ANIMAL, NOT HOARSE!! THEY SOUND THE SAME BUT ARE DIFFERENT! HA! THOSE SNEAKY CLEVER HOLLYWOOD GUYS! I LOVE 'EM!
3. "Kiss my tail!"
Oooo, such sting and sass. You don't like this little zebra's stuff, tough, kiss it's tail! Yeah, that's right baby! Did you see that exclamation point after tail? Did you? Well I don't think you did, cause if you did you would know not to mess with this animal. Such attitude, kids love attitude, hell, the world loves attitude, that's why this line is so great, it'll play all over the world. Racing Stripes will be the number one movie of the year in the Sudan, I can see it, they don't have anything going on over there, why not go see Racing Stripes! It's such a good line it almost makes you forget how many horses become glue.