That kiss everyone's talking about...

I don't find it shocking, hot, or even dusty that Madonna and Britney Spears kissed. So it's a lesbian kiss (despite the fact that everyone knows that Madonna isn't gay; she's married to Guy Ritchie, if you're still figuring out how to use the Internet after time-traveling from 500 years ago). So what? I'm a straight guy, not to mention I'm going through puberty, and it didn't make me hot and bothered. Sure, it may have been steamy for those guys out there with Photoshop images of a naked Lara Croft, but if you know that Google's image search has plenty of lesbian kisses (and more... don't say I didn't warn you), it's about as hot as Alaska during the winter.

So Madonna & Britney Spears made out on MTV. Guess what? It's not the first time. Everyone in the media acts like it's the first lesbian kiss on censored TV (HBO & Showtime not counting, obviously). Guess what? It's not at all, even for MTV. Back in the summer, on the MTV Movie Awards, tATu had a musical number with the female dancers kissing. It's even in their music video. Besides, if adults think that lesbian kisses are controversial, even between celebrities, go look at the keyword "lesbian" here; it's been done something like (counts) 1472 times, including porn films. Hell, even if you're looking at TV shows with lesbians, it's 45 including mini-series and such; for lesbian kisses, it's 105 in all, and 11 for TV shows (including the mini-series).

So why is it that we have people raving about how controversial it is? Maybe you can answer that. I can't; I've seen hotter lesbian kisses on Google's image search.