89 minutes of mental violation

Words cannot describe the horror of this movie. If you watch this, you will feel that your skin has been flayed off, and every raw exposed nerve ending is being sucked by a chupacabra in heat.

Acting = suck
Storyline = suck
Effects = semi suck (I'll give them credit for effort, although a good deal of it looked to be just some chicken they bought from the grocery store.)


The actual Chupacabra as presented by this movie: if you imagine a retarded Gollum (to be clear, I refer to the 1978 cartoon, and not the fine work of Andy Serkis), you have imagined the chupacabra.

I may well be rambling, but I am buzzing right now. Suffice it to say I found this movie lacking in every possible sense.