I hate Gwendolyn Wright's look
She's gotta be pushing 60, and is sporting a spiky hair do and hipster cateye glasses? Puh-leez.
You are not hip, you are not cool, you are practically a senior citizen. Start acting your age and change how you look to reflect it. Get a decent haircut and lay off the gel. You look ridiculous.
I asked the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.