The End Of Innocence: an expert's view

Janet Street-Porter: So, Jean-Pierre, what do you think about the fountain at the end?

Jean-Pierre: Me, I am disgusted by it! Its primary purpose is of course sexual!

S-P: What a remarkably not very interesting point of view.

J-P: Remarkably not very interesting?! Who would not be remarkably not very interesting when confronted by such an assertion of the phallic power?! - this huge dense white liquid column, it is an enormous stream of sperrmmm being ejaculated with the most tremendous force, mind-klonkeringly massive volumes of seminal fluid by which a thousand innocent virgins might be drenched, a veritable jet-propelled deluge irresistibly blasting ever upward, spraying to the skies as if from the titanic penises of a million sperrmmm whales -

S-P: I think that’s all we have time for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vk5K-4PGYQ

"I beseech ye in the bowels of Christ, think that ye may be mistaken."