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100 things I learned from bewitched


100. witches have tarot cards that can also be used as credit cards.

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2. Witches can admit to being witches to other witches but not be believed (Iris to Isobel)

3. posting a sign for rent and turning it into an open house will instantly create a realitor present


4. The networks and everyone filming the tv show (the director and all) will work exclusivly for the lead star...(jumping when he demands they all make coffee for him to reject)


5. The magic witch word for mistakes is "rewind"



What? No soft spot for the one woman who slept with you sober?

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6. Actors can act like total a-holes and have studios bending over backwards for them, even when their careers are starting to tank and they've become desperate.


I DIED IN EPISODE 81!!!

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this movie did make me wonder if actors really do act like this my gut is telling me they do!!!!! and that's so not cool....

cheers

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7) Don't wonder if this time will be different: If a movie stars Will Ferrell, it's gonna suck

3 Mysteries of Man: #1)Time/Space continuum #2)Who shot JFK? #3)Adam Sandlers career

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"Realtor"

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8. An actor can be sheriff of balls town or mayor of pussyville

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28950029

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9. Even a movie starring a very talented oscar actress can be total rubbish and this actress can happen to forget how to act at some moments.

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10. Neighbors are always curious.

-- "Quoth the raven: NM"
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11. Never tell your boyfriend you are a witch... ever.

Dare to reply....... I SAID DARE!!!
Made you look

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reasons 12 thru 99: there is no actress on earth, or witch for that matter, good enough at their craft to make an audience believe that anyone as hot as Nicole Kidman would fall for Will Ferrell :D

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12. Crying "pussy" several times straight like an idiot is supposed to be funny instead of awfully embarrassing.

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any movie with Will Ferret will suck as hard as wanda, the "I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose" $5 hooker that hangs out at 5th and main.

repeat the contents of this post until the internet is full then this thread is officially done.

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13: is jack going to get pregnant now??? cause jack can't get pregnant right now!!!!!

14: no one in television has three trailers.




Oh Thank you God! Thank you so BLOODY much!Basil Fawlty

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