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Who is the funniest character on Bo Selecta?

posted 20 years ago by murphyismydog
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For me it has to be the MJ character... cha mon! I literally wet myself with fits of laughter when he goes naked chicken skating. "I be one invincible chicken skating muthaf*cka! Ehhhh Heeeeee! Chamon...

I tried to explain what the whole Bo-selecta thing was to a friend down the Pub a few weeks back and it is fairly surreal, so most of people don't get it straight away. So I dragged her back to my place to show her the DVD and now she can't get enough... I've created a monster... Ya Bast*rd (Groan)!

Also thought I'd say it was a total shame that it didn't clear up at the British Comedy Awards.

"Kes and me say it were a proper fix! Jus like me at the Brit awards back in two thousand! Bunch a bastards I tell thee! Bo Selecta..."

[–] chris-watmore 20 years ago

The MJ character steals the show. I also like the David Blaine character and his twisted version of some of Blaine's street magic. I also think the Bear is quite good, but in the second series people were wise to him. I think they should use him with more outrageous guests who may play along better.

I also really liked the character Bubbles from the first series, they should have given her a larger role and a chance to speak. Plus they should have got her back for the second series. Bubbles is well nice and makes me do a sex wee.

[–] murphyismydog 20 years ago

Dat Bubbles be one fine lookin b*tch. She be eatin my banana all night and she don't have one godamn hair on her body. You know what I'm talking about! Ehhh Heeeeeaaahh! Chamon!

[–] brendandolan1979 20 years ago

it has to be mel b

[–] JmsBlues1 20 years ago

Avid Merrion or the Bear are the best i havent seen much of series 1 tho is it better than series 2?

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[–] helenlaurawilliams 20 years ago

Bo selecta's great, my fave programme and my favourite characters include Kelly Osbourne "douchebag" (can't spell it), I love Geri Haliwell when she's doing the interview "did i tell you I'm half Spannish?" and Mel B "You Just have to Loook for it". Gareth Gates hmmmmmm i love em all.

[–] helenlaurawilliams 20 years ago

ohhh how could i 4get, Richard and Judy, that's soooooooooooo funny, "don't spoil it love, ssshhhh!"- Judys face is a picture.

BUT the funniest scene 4 me in the entire 2 series is definatly Claire Sweeny singing Kum Ba ya and other songs, the way she's feelin herself up at the same time. I can't help but laugh on that bit.

[–] Mercutick 18 years ago

easy,hands down,no contest, THE BEAR

[–] rustyruss1982 20 years ago

CHA MONE! MJ is the coolest MOTHA FU**A around cha mone!!!!

[–] solosstealers 20 years ago

MJ without a shodow of a doubt mofo!!!!!

[–] pitchshifter_psi 20 years ago

lol MJ, Craig david and mel b are my faves but also the catherine zeta jones/Michael douglas interview made me laugh loads.

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[–] Spraggy 20 years ago

funny as hell!
I like all charictors, but the main one i like have 2 be Avid himself, MJ and Craig David. i seen both series like 10 times over and cant get enough. I was watchin series 2 this morning.
An appsolute gem!!
MUST SEE!!!!
As some1 sed in earlier post u may have 2 watch it a few times till u get in2 it. Then u'll just want more and more!!!!

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[–] LoveStaci 20 years ago

My fave is Trisha that is so so funny.

[–] andymeth 20 years ago

...is brilliant. more should have been done with this character, he's eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccckkkkkkked!

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[–] axl_rose_rocks_04 20 years ago

Mine are:

1 michael jackson
2 Craig David
3 david blaine
4 elton john
5 Ozzy osbourne

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[–] lunchboxattacks 14 years ago

Oh well, Michael is the most memorable but I think for pure hilarity I'd have to go with Elton John because he's portrayed as this raging psychotic flaming gay queen man and Trisha because of you know...."Hear me now,bogle bogle BUMBLESQUAT!!" One love.

[–] Howlin Wolf 20 years ago

Either MJ or Stevie Wonder...

Four minutes ahead of schedule. Damn, I'm good...

[–] huthut85 20 years ago

1. MJ
2. Mel B
3. Avid Merrion
4 Craig David

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[–] livingtheamericandream 19 years ago

It's Mel B & Patseey Kensiit (How Mel Say It)... So so funny, i piss myself everytime, i found myself only watching Vol. 3 just for those sketches...

"She's posh as fooook... and I'm common as Mooook!, and together we make a right odd couple"

"Your gonna let get into your knickers??"

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[–] sim75 19 years ago

He only appears for one short scne in the first or second season, but Danny from Hear'say appeared as a green, shrek-like ogre - fantastically funny!!

Marilyn Manson & Craaaaaig Daaaaavid are the best regular characters.

PS Also liked the Scottish Gareth Gates

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[–] potentialslayerc 19 years ago

definately Mel B. I think she is well funny.

Yeh minge teasing bastards yeh!
Crab paste Ehh!
Hola! Thats spanish for 'ow do yeh bastards yeh!
She's posh as fook and im common as mook together we make a right odd couple!
And LOADZ MORE!
She alwayz makes me laugh...lol

Mel B is the best!

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