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The Worst Film I Have Ever Seen




I've seen better scripts written by 12 year olds. No joke.
I've seen better acting by 12 year olds. Again, not a joke.

I'm not trying to be funny. This is the worst film I've ever seen, and it just makes me angry that some *beep* can get away with making this and charging people money for it.

The charcter arcs are laughable, honestly. Not an ounce of my emotion was invested in this film, apart from the uncontrollable anger that surfaced when a French woman inexplicably appeared from the middle of the blizzard, baking bread.

Oh dear. What a *beep* up. What a waste of time. Waste of everything actually, from money, to stock, to fake snow.

Learn how to write *beep* Then learn how to cast. And finally, learn how to make coherent films.

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Finally! A man with sense and proper understanding of what a good film is!

THE WORST FILM I'VE EVER SAT THROUGH.

Wasted €6 on the *beep* thing too. Goddammit.

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I agree! the acting was dire. It was absolute rubbish from start to finish.
I had the misfortune of watching it with a couple of friends and they liked it.
I'm just glad it was only an hour and a half. I would have committed suicide if it was any longer. I'm selling my copy of it today. Life is too short to watch rubbish films like this.

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THE WORST FILM I'VE EVER SAT THROUGH.
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Well, that certainly invokes a sense of awe concerning your opinions... ever think of walking out?

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Wasted €6 on the *beep* thing too. Goddammit.
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And what did they say when you complained you wanted you money back? Oh wait, that's right! It was still good enough that you sat all the way through it anyway... My bad.

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Every movie board has a thread that says "Worst film I've ever sat through". My response is: "Give it time, there are sillier films than this one."

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Well said!
I hate when people compare this to Band of Brothers!
This movie Is nothing compared to Band of Brothers!!



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Yes I agree that this film is nothing like Band Of Brothers. But... If the people who made Saints and Soldiers and a budget of $101 million... Then i bet it would have been better since they accomplished so much off less than $1 Million. You guys who make an IMDB account then call your selves "movie buffs" ought to be ashamed. Sure, the movies had a few flaws but the story was good, the acting was also good and yes... it was aucthentic. I bet you guys gave Avatar a rave review. No thats a piece of sh**!

And i have both the DVD and Bluray of this film and hope they continue to depict war stories in films like this. Not everything is Hollywood!

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That's kinda the thing though... people are grading it on a curve, using the budget as an excuse. At the end of the day, a film has to stand on its own; either it's great or it's not. A completely difference genre is a romantic low-budg film entitled, "Once." It was made for about 1/7th of this one. But it stands up to the best films in that genre because of the strong story.

And yeah, I totally agree that it looks great for the budget... but that's just it; "for the budget". It had a lot of flaws; wooden characters, long dialogue, forced "brotherhood" that didn't translate. It also had a lot of positives. BOB is a great piece because of the "real" dialogue and a real connection to the characters. These guys, other than Deacon, were pretty darn one note. Well, more like half note. It's really hard to get attached to any of them.

Still a pretty good film though, not "great" but it's not bad by a long shot. The action sequences felt pretty solid I thought. Not very 'forced'.

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you guys are totally mad. this film is great

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wow...I thought the film was great. If you don't like it, that's fine, but to say it's the worst film you've seen tells me you haven't seen too many at all. I enjoyed the film because it wasn't too long and it looked at war from a different aspect--that people on both sides are people.

But the worst film? What films have you watched, because there are some truly awful ones out there and this one isn't one of them. Basically, what I'm saying is that exaggeration almost always hurts your argument. Perhaps if I knew what sort of films you actually enjoy, I could gain an understanding of why you carry so much hatred towards this one.

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The movie was great !

If you don'y like it, then you go watch "Power Puff Girls"..

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...no it wasn't!


''TECHNOLOGY IS A LIE, SENT BY LIBERALS TO KILL US!''
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I thought this movie was a little less than mediocre, as far as war movies go... I've seen better war films with the theme "people on the other side are people too", blah blah, but this one didn't quite cut it, for me. MAYBE if it was just THAT theme, then I think I would have liked it slightly more, but the fact that it seemed like a plug for Mormonism (DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMMMMB)really bothered me. It made the "silly" atheist see the error in his ways because a Mormon gave his life for him, sacrificed himself so he could save the others... he pocketed the little book in the end, and it was all so BLAH (did anyone else feel like there was a not so subtle pro-Mormon thing going on? Am I alone in this?).

I also thought the interactions of the soldiers were all so cliche... the biting humor of the "witty, but still slightly nancy" English man was trite, the country boy that don't know nothing, but shirks at the idea of smoking a cig because the Brit called it a 'fag'... and I dunno, the dialogue and the back-story, well... it all just seemed weak. And there was even a starwars-esque moment when Deacon has the vision at the end... I mean... COME ON.

All in all, I really didn't find this movie all that impressive, and in NO way can I even begin to understand how the eff they are comparing this to Band of Brothers. Completely different league, IMHO.

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To whoever has a problem with this film being a subtle pro-Mormon film, they need to have a wake up call to what film is all about. Or how about Art in general. People create films to share a message or belief that they feel strongly about. Just because you may have a problem with religion doesn't mean that it is wrong to make a film that promotes religion. That is the creators prerogative. And doing this certainly doesn't make it a bad film, because at it's core it is dealing with simple human truths that is evident in war and life.

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Im sorry to say it, but while you are heavy against the mormon themes, what about the numerous other films that did the exact same thing with traditional christian themes?

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A couple of things.

I just watched the movie, not reading any "reviews" beforehand.

I didn't see anything relating to Mormanism. To be honest, I thought the guy was going to turn out to be a Quaker. Or a Baptist. It never entered my mind that he was Morman. What in the movie would have tipped you off to Mormanism? I might have missed it.

Maybe I was just reading too much into the "country boy" not wanting the cigarette becasue it was called a "fag".

What I saw was a country boy try to start a conversation with the Brit, in the hopes of getting a smoke. The Brit called him on it, and the country boy knew that he had been busted. Didn't he later try again to get the cigarette? Would he have done that if the term "fag" had really bothered him?

Preaching? I am so used to being preached at at every movie that I see, I really don't pay that much attention to it. Most Hollywood directors, whether liberal, conservative, religious or agnostic, have some slant to the story that they are trying to tell. There are very few war movies that don't "preach" in some way.

I didn't see the "religious guy" as a preacher. Considering that his CO had called him the best shot that he had ever seen, I got the idea he had not been overtly religious until he inadvertently killed 2 women and 4 children. It just seemed to me that his behavior was more attributable to his lack of sleep and his guilt, than to some religious convictions.

Was this Band of Brothers? No. Nothing is Band of Brothers. Was it Oscar worthy? Eh, not to me. But it was decent. I didn't sit through the movie thinking about all of the ways that it sucked. I even liked some of the soundtrack.

If you split my list of watched movies in half, this falls on the good side.

kbanes

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I didn't see anything relating to Mormanism.
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Neither did I. I thought it was a good movie, told it's story well and entertained. That's what a movie is supposed to do, so it's a 'win' in my book.


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a: He was from Snowflake, Arizona
b: He avoided the coffee

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I thought the film was an unabashed piece of Mormon propaganda from one end to the other.

1) The main character was from Snowflake, Arizona. A real town. Just shy of 100% Mormon.

2) The main character talked about having been a "missionary" on a "mission" in Berlin before the war. Both terms are used by the Mormons when they send young people off for two years to try and gain converts all over the world.

3) Did anyone beside me read the fine print at the end of the film? It was made in Utah. OK, a lot of movies were made there (most of John Wayne's westerns) and they do not have Mormon themes. But this movie is very definitely Mormon influenced.

4) Mormons using guns is spot on. They are avid hunters and fishermen. They are always willing to take up arms and serve their country. Unlike, say, Quakers, they are not pacifists. One of the most tragic massacres in US history happened in Utah, apparently at the behest of Brigham Young.

5) The main character mentioned that he never kissed his wife until AFTER they were married. A reference to Mormon dating protocol.

6) Finally, the very title of the film, "Saints and Soldiers." "Saints" is what Mormons call themselves. I presume the use of the plural form, "saints" refers to the fact that the German soldier known by the main character was a convert.

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It was an okay film. One things for sure, it was a lot better than the Hurt Locker. That movie was a big steam, smelly pile of *beep*.

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I agree. It was an independent film & still was great. I couldn't even begin to imagine what kind of films the people who hate this movie consider a great film.

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I really enjoyed the film and think this film is great too...more than that had to remember it's a low budget film. The acting was not bad either.

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I thought it was OK. Hardly the worst film I've ever seen. There were many problems but I overlooked them. The script wasn't perfect but not terrible. The debate between the believer and the unbeliever was not the worst I've ever seen either. It had its moments.

I particularly appreciated that at least this movie got that the Battle of the Bulge (in which my father participated) was fought in the snow. The big budget movie "The Battle of the Bulge" didn't even get that.

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Your a very lucky person if this is the worst film you've ever seen. I mean really, it's not a masterpiece, but it does the job well.

Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.

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i completely agree. the IMDB score on this film is way overinflated.

i can understand that this was a low-budget indie production and thus they don't have huge battle scenes with spectacular special effects. and it's also perfectly ok for a war film to have very little action and focus on the drama instead.

however, things like foreign dialog and accents don't require big budgets, nor does good plot/writing. this film didn't suffer from a lack of funding, but rather a lack of talent on the part of the filmmakers.

there's no creative substance or intellectual depth to this film at all. it all seems incredibly uninspired. the fact that this insipid film has garnered so many rave reviews speaks to the intellectual stagnation of our society.

i guess i shouldn't be too surprised. we've seen it all happen before. some talentless filmmaker creates a contrived film utterly devoid of any intellectual or artistic value, but he injects it with mawkish sentimentality and some trite religious message to give a superficial appearance of having emotional depth or philosophical meaning--at least to religiously inclined audience members--and so the film is automatically exalted by the religious segment of society and gains an undeserved popularity as a result.

this banal and maudlin treatment of World War II is absolutely pathetic in its attempt to play itself off as a deep/sensitive nihilistic war film. being religious is _not_ the same as being intelligent or philosophical--it's quite the opposite, actually. if you were intelligent you'd exercise free thought rather than clutching on to anachronistic ideas which have become culturally backwards because they haven't changed in centuries.

it's deeply depressing to me that simply regurgitating the same religious catechisms that have been reiterated over and over again in practically every religious movie still qualifies as being deep or meaningful to people.

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I agree, this movie sucked. i thought it would be somthing like band of brotherss


nope, crap.

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You thought it would be something like Band of Brothers? The miniseries cost over $120 million to produce. In other words: ONE THOUSAND times the cost of Saints and Soldiers! You're just being silly. I enjoyed this film for what it was worth.

Honestly, if you want to compare it detail by detail: Both Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers had far more historical/wardrobe errors. And come on, the acting wasn't that bad. Worst movie ever? Go watch The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

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@ lysergic

You definitely sound like someone who likes to hear himself talk...and it sounds like you have something more against religion than you do against this film lol, your comment actually cracked me up! Thanks for the entertainment!

This movie wasn't great by any means, and it's silly to try to compare to something as grand and talented as Band of Brothers, but it did a decent job better than just about any mainstream film.

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@untilthekingisborn.

dry up son. What do have against this film? You and the poster below you (lixnawman) have only ever posted to say you hate saints and soldiers and to say you hate the director of it, on the same day, one after another...

You have an obvious petty vendetta against this director.

Logging in under two accounts to spray *beep* is incredibly lame.

kill yourself.
stopchasingyourtail

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To the original poster I only have one thing to say really.



If you don't know for sure if you're going to like a movie, I suggest that you look it up online to see if you can watch it for free anywhere.....as for www.hulu.com , they have this movie for free in good quality. Try Joox, Vreel and anything on the OVguide for searches also.





Yup, movies are like music now. You can download it! Technology is great....

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OP has seen, what, 10 movies total, I gather.

Go watch a 24 hour Uwe Boll marathon and come back to complain.

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"If you were intelligent you'd exercise free thought rather than clutching on to anachronistic ideas which have become culturally backwards because they haven't changed in centuries."

Then you don't know much about Mormonism. The fullness of the Gospel was *restored* almost 200 years ago after much of it had been lost for centuries.

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You guys are all idiots!!! For a film under 1 million dollars, this was damn good!! Acting was great, writing is based off real life events! What *beep* heads you guys r!!

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@lysergic-acid:

Yes yes yes, I completely agree! So well said, I'm gonna quote whole paragraphs of your comment to my friends.

PS: I'm afraid logic has no effect on these people.....

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i totally agree with >> untilthekingisborn << ,this is one of those really bad movies intended to be good...i have never seen in my life pathetic,shamefully acting and patetic actors az in this movie

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"this is one of those really bad movies mented to be good"

Huh?

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happy now?or are you 2 years old or something?

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No, not really - it still doesn't make much sense even with the spelling correction.

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You probably think Super Mario Bros. is the greatest film ever made......

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THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE WORST WAR MOVIE I've EVER SEEN. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS SCRIPT GOT FINANCED AND THE FILM WAS ACTUALLY MADE. RARE COMBO OF TERRIBLE WRITING, PATHETIC ACTING, AND TOTALLY AMATEURISH DIRECTING.

TOTALLY CRAP.

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and that is the only post you have ever made...

I repeat:

dry up son. You and "lixnawman" and "untilthekingisborn" have only ever posted to say you hate saints and soldiers and to say you hate the director of it, on the same day, one after another...

You have an obvious petty vendetta against this director.

Logging in under two/three accounts to spray *beep* is incredibly lame.

kill yourself. really.


stopchasingyourtail

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And i have run into many who studied film, and still don't know how to tell a good one from a bad one.. Just because you study something, does not mean you know wha it is you are talking about, and truthfully, going onto a board and posting in all capitols "THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER! BAD ACTING BAD SCRIPT etc etc.. without giving any real explanation or description, strikes me as unprofessional. Now that I've said that, nobody is perfect, I have made me own mistakes, when making posts, a lack of detail and information. So I offer you a chance to explain what you mean. Fair is fair :)

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Well, haven't seen the whole movie start to finish. But the scenes that I did see were pretty good. Not bad for a independent film. I don't get the whole Mormon side of the movie though, someone want to fill me in.

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dear OP
have a look at my sig and weep :-)




"best/worst-movie-ever"-idiots don't deserve to watch movies at all ...

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