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Um.....ok?

posted 17 years ago by tomgirl7788
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Ok,

My friends mom rented this movie a few nights ago for us to watch at a sleepover.
We also rented Disturbia and The Snurks. We watched those two first, to save the Dead Clowns for last. Because it sounded scary.

When we put it in we were all excited. But after about 15 minutes into the movie. We were like..."What The hell?"

The photography sucks and theres really no story line.
IM 13 AND I COULD SHOOT A BETTER MOVIE!

I mean, they'll show people talking about absolutly nothing one second, then they'll show another person, out of no where.
.....they only action there was, was whenthe girls' eyeball was taken out.

DUDE.
This movie is freaked up.
I wasted like an hour of my life, watching clowns tormenting retatrds.

OH and another thing,

The clowns heads and stuff were all dead and ashy looking, yet their clothes were perfectly clean and shiney!

GOD,
someone help the producers.

DO YOU AGREE?

[–] chris-2852 17 years ago

Personally, I blame your parents. Letting a 13 year old kid watch R rated movies?

[–] Radio5982 17 years ago

i believe you mean "I blame your parents for letting a 13 year old kid watch *beep* R rated movies." My parents started me on horror whenever I was probably 3 or 4. And now i review them :) Don't blame the parents. Every child should be so lucky to have parents with an eye for horror, be it cheesy or great. I'm working on my review for this one as we speak. I agree though, it was quite horrible. Aside from the ashy head-clean suit, I hated how the clowns bled. Also, they're supposed to be just rotted skeletons, but they were determined to eat the remains of the living. But hey, horror is horror and crappy plot holes and nonsense make it what it is.

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[–] moss_ryder-1 17 years ago

How about the fact that NOONE SCREAMED in the whole movie? No story development, you don't even know who the characters are supposed to be, much less what their names are. The music was really bad, and the camera work was way too busy in places and very confusing in others.

a cupla others.

why did the guy at the beginning leave the handicapped guy alone during a hurricane?

what happened to the old guy in the motel?

what was in the package the security dude picked up from the lock-box?

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE EVER SCREAM?

Why'd the orange wigged clown start downstairs, go back up, lock the door, then open the 'trap door' to the basement?

Why did someone invest in this movie, more importantly, why did someone distribute it?

[–] Radio5982 17 years ago

the only one i can answer is the package one.

i think that was the cocaine he was doing at work. or maybe it was only to establish what he was doing that night since he said everything on the phone.

lol @ people getting their coke mailed. that's hardcore.

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[–] elgatolocorojo 17 years ago

by moss_ryder-1 (Thu Aug 30 2007 12:09:35) Ignore this User | Report Abuse

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How about the fact that NOONE SCREAMED in the whole movie

not so- the lady that calmly walked up the stairs into the bathroom freaked out- finally

Your pencils are creating a health hazard. I could fall & pierce an organ.

[–] bored_student 17 years ago

Ok, I had a question about the "cocaine" was it salt or sugar? I couldn't tell. All I can tell you is it probably isn't supposed to be crystalized...

"Did Doogie Houser just steal my f@#$ing car?"

[–] Radio5982 17 years ago

lol i noticed the SAME thing! i believe it was sugar...that was my first thought.

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