Take a sip if Rocco sits with guests
Take a sip if staff complains about Rocco
Take a double shot if there is an accident in the kitchen or the computer crashes
Take a double shot if the food is cold
Take a double shot if the guests get the wrong food
Take a double shot if Rocco ignores his staff
^_^
And take a shot each time he says, "I'll use the Credit Line on my American Express Card" to get out of a jam.
And chug a beer each time you see Coor's logo prominently displayed, as one of the sponsors.
Take two aspirin each time one of the waitstaff complains bitterly about another, then acts like "best-est friends" to their face..