Random lines you love...


"He may be lacking in courtesy, but he's the best martial artist Detroit has to offer"

"That's right actor, just stay the fvck away from me."

Another brilliant post Steinberg...

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"forgetting he had blueberries in his front pocket... The apes went wild. "

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"We are Bashir rebels from Somalia, who are you?"

"...my name is Awkmed....I'm a Terrorist."



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"The path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."
-William Blake

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We Saved Paris!!! (as Paris smolders in the background...)

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Pearl Harbour sucks...Just a little more than I miss you...


Vegan:For the animals, for the environment, for the people, and for my own conscience

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Last year I went to I-raq. Before Team American showed up it was a happy smiley place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies and rivers were made of chocolate, where children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.

My red, white and blue friend

That's the F.A.G way

Ever tried, ever failed?
No matter.
Try again, fail again.
Fail better.

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With the current news, it has to be this part...

Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and *beep* Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to *beep* all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your *beep* Chuck. And all the *beep* want us to *beep* all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get *beep* by dicks. But dicks also *beep* *beep* Chuck. And if they didn't *beep* the *beep* you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in *beep*

What are the chances that a dick (Weiner), through his emails, could be the hero to keep us all from being covered in sheet? Unbelieveable!

I love every part of this movie, but the parallel with present reality, makes this the winner for me. :)

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He's saying "kiss me kiss me"

Smartass mother******

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"We have lost I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E!"

The double entendre XD

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