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How the hell was Morgan Freeman in this movie? Someone please tell me he lost a bet or something.

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The only logical reason I can think of is that maybe he was friends with someone in the production and took his blink and you'll miss him cameo as a favor.

It certainly couldn't be for money since the movie looks like it was made for two bucks!

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Your right! Po Johns the director, is his son in law. So Morgan had to take this one on the chin.

This project is Morgan's way of showing his love to his family. Moreover, it's not a bad gift from your father seeing that the DVD has sold close to 500,000 units. That's like $9 million dollars. WOW!!!

I'd say that puts Morgan in the line up as the best damn father in the world. Think of it this way, Morgan wakes up one Sunday morning, it's Father's Day. His wife greets him with a hot meal in bed, and his children rush in with their present in hand. He opens them one by one. He find great gifts he can use. Then he get to the his baby girl. She places her makeshift wrapped present on the bed complete with a hand written. He opens it with pride to find one of the most awful bright yellow and purple tie complete with an image of Michael Jackson holding Webster in his arms while grabbing his ass. Down the side of the tie it reads "Oh how I love the kids". Everyone in the room knows this is bad, I mean really bad. The rest of the kids laugh and compalin, but his daughter cries and tells him her present was meant for the Oscar award later that night. His duaghter ask for him to wear it Oscar night. So to show his love, it kick in and wears the tie. On the red carpet, everyone screams and yells at him. He takes a beating. Insult come from left and right yelling "Your crazy", "What in the world were you thinking?" Then Morgan looks over to his little daughter, and she is smiling. And he says, I got 99 problems, but this tie isn't one of them. He gives his daughter a wink, then a smile. She glows. END

Allwoing this Bad movie to be distributed was his way of showing his love to his daughter.

This is also the same women that was his escort at the Oscar a few months past.

I should know, I am very close to it all. Won't say how close, but let's just say I am very,very intimate with this information.

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Now that we know you are the co-director... you should leak your director's cut on the Internet... anonymously ;)

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lol hahahahaha

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You tell a really warm, heart-felt story of Mr. Freeman’s love of his family that’s very touching. I call BS on the whole thing!

Mr. Freeman is an A-list Hollywood actor, family or not he should know better. You made this post in 2005 and say this DVD sold 500,000 copies grossing $9 million dollars. Well it’s 6 years later and by now I’m sure it has most likely doubled to 1 million copies. I know because I just bought this stinker myself, having never heard of it before, for the sole reason that he was in it. (as I’m sure everyone did)

What Mr. Freeman did amounts to fraud. It’s the old bait-and-switch scam where the package shows one thing but when you get it home and open it up all you find is a worthless knock-off. By allowing himself to be in this movie and listed/pictured on the DVD’s cover he single-handedly duped millions of people out of their hard earned money.

I’m a father of 5 children so I know a little something about family. Pretending to be proud of a gift given by your 6 year old child is one thing, but allowing your adult child to make a mistake of this magnitude is actually bad parenting. What he should have done was to offer his services as a producer and tried to make this movie something that’s at least watchable.

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