Such a perfect place to live.

If you're feeling down, you can go to Miss Hoolie who'll cheer you up with a story. If you need to lose a few pounds, get Josie Jump to sort you out with a workout plan. Need some inspiration for your decoration? Spencer's your man. Car breaks down? Call Edie McCreadie. Chavs bricking your windows? PC Plum will turn them in to happy dancing people. All those electronic wires around your PS looking messy? Get Archie to invent a wire-free computer. Suzy Sweet and Penny Pocket can get their hands on ANYTHING for you for the right price.

Truly the most perfect village on earth.

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Not anti-american - just Pro-Britain.