Balamory for the recession.

Josie Jump can no longer afford to buy vegetables, so she is eating Sausages and Big Mac's everyday, she is now a Size 30.

Archie was threatened with losing his castle as he spent all his money building useless crap instead of paying his mortgage, he shot himself when the bailiffs came knocking.

PC Plum is dealing with an increase in crime as the citizens of Balamory start to steal things from others in order to eat.

Pocket and Sweet couldn't get a loan to keep their shop afloat, in the end it closed and was replaced with a Tesco Express.

Miss Hooley went on strike for higher pay.

Who can take you higher than a twin peak mountain blue?