Starring:
Miss Hoolie - Dawn French
Josie Jump - Gina Yashere
Plum - Craig Cash as Dave Best, The Royle Family
Archie - Christopher Biggins
Spencer - Lenny Henry
Pocket - Peter Kay, as Brian Potter(Phoenix Nights)
Sweet - Doreen Keogh as Mary, The Royle Family
Edie McCredie - (although it's not possible) Dick Emery
Anyone have any other suggestions?
"It's a fantastic day here, and I hope it is wherever you're at"Bob Ross
Miss Hoolie - Pauline McLynne
Josie Jump - Josie D'Arby
Plum - Harry Hill
Archie - Christopher Biggins (have to agree with you on that one!)
Spencer - Chris Rock (though he'd have to tame his language for the kiddies!)
Pocket - Matt Lucas
Sweet - Gregor Fisher
Edie McCredie - Bill Bailey
(Those last three would obviously need quite a bit of making up...)
Jen x
P.S. I LOVED Bob Ross... He was amazing!
Definitely LOL at Dick Emery!!!
If it were made in Hollywood. . .
Spencer - Eddie Murphy
And, errrmm. . . . .
Miss Hoolie - Eddie Murphy
Josie Jump - Eddie Murphy
Plum - Eddie Murphy
Archie - Eddie Murphy
Spencer - Eddie Murphy
Pocket - Eddie Murphy
Sweet - Eddie Murphy
Edie McCredie - Eddie Murphy
Quote - 'If it were made in Hollywood...'
You might well mock, but I have it on very good authority that a big budget, dare I say it lavish, Hollywood remake is indeed in the pipeline. I read it on Tweeto, don't you know.
Provisional cast is as follows -
Miss How'dyadoody(changed from Hoolie, as Hoolie is American slang for tight cardigan) - Kate Winslet
Josie Jump - Halle Berry
Plum - Ricky Gervais, token Brit
Archie - Philip Seymour Hoffmann, who beat Robert Downey Jnr to the part
Spencer - Denzil Washington
Pocket - Roseanne Barr
Sweet - Paris Hilton
Edie McCredie - Rupaul
I don't know about all of you but I'm so excited I could build a nuclear reactor out of cereal boxes.
Wake me up before you Monster A Go Go