Seriously wtf is it about? I'm watching it now and so far it's nearly incomprehensible. There's all these weird flashback type ghost images that keep happening and a bunch of other stuff. Man this movie is either really smart, or really dumb.
Why it's quite simple really! This movie is about a scorpion. Uhh...and...uhh...a naked dude being chased by a terminator dog, and then getting raped by a psycho Catholic chick. Uhh...and dead puppies. And a chicken too, and uhh...explosions and stuff. And the old guy that owns the doginator raped the naked dude's girlfriend, and she apparently liked it...more explosions, pandamonium ensues and Linda Hamilton kills the termina...no..wait...uhh...wrong movie. More explosions and stuff...oh yeah...and a SCORPION!
To recap...scorpions,naked dude(who can't act), terminator dog, blood, guts, confusion, and two hours of our lives that we'll never get back watching a crappy movie that the Sci-Fi Channel is probably proud of. Oh, and the scorpion.
To recap...scorpions,naked dude(who can't act), terminator dog, blood, guts, confusion, and two hours of our lives that we'll never get back watching a crappy movie that the Sci-Fi Channel is probably proud of. Oh, and the scorpion.