1) No one fires from a distance, anyone with a gun feels they have to get within reach of Violet's sword before they can fire, and if they can form a neat circle while doing so, all the better!
2) The larger an army is, the less effective they are, only one-on-one fights such as that with Daxus are a problem for Violet
3) Computers can be surprised by how many guns you have
Those are my three favourites
So where are 4 through 100?
Wait... You could only think of the three right?
Bleu Cheese Salad Dressing is made on the Moon! My Uncle from Mars told me, so I know it's true!
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5.In the future, sword grips are for sissies
6.Vampire tears can cure diseases, or something like that
7.In the future a briefcase can carry a full grown kid with no problem
8.Police armor is made of very delicate crystal
9.Any policeman in the future is trained to do a dozen of jumps before actually trying to fire a gun
10.When you are a rebel of a vampire guerrilla group you always need to look cool and in the proper fashion, specially when killing hundreds of clumsy enemies.
''Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you."
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11. there's nothing more dystopian than drinking coffee from a tea cup. lmao
"Oh, what have I drunk?" - Socrates
12. In the Future everything will appear as if it was a crappy Computer Generated Imagery.
share13. In the future there will be technology that allows for the changing of your hair color or for a gun to materialize in your hand just by thinking about it, however, you will still have to percolate a pot of coffee.
'Get busy living, or get busy dying'
14. If you are infected by a virus you are entitled to kill authorities and try to populate the earth with "your kind". And uninfected viewers must sympathize with you.
share15. Just because Equilibrium was a great movie (imo), doesn't mean this will be...
Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.
16. Staple guns fire bullets...... when wielded by Ultraviolet.
17. Children can be transported in a toilet seat....... as long as that toilet seat has back pack straps.
18. If you are the boss of a multinational corporation, nobody will laugh at your ridiculous noseplugs.
19. Nobody has ever heard of Racoon city.
http://nutshellmovies.tumblr.com/
22. It's much smarter to carry around a gazillion guns than a gazillion minus one guns and a flashlight.
share23. Her name is Violet and she has purple hair.
My baby sister cries (looks up with head tilted & high pitched voice) day & for something to eat...
24. Snapping off an assassin's dreadlocks will render him instantly unconscious.
25. Violet considers herself to be a "tight 'un".
26. There are only 2 children in the future both of whom wear light blue latex giving you a 50/50 chance of shooting the right one.
27. Metallic nose-bras are a sign of high-ranking status amongst maniacal megalomaniacs... as are super long bread-knifes.
28. BMW are happy for obvious product placement even in the worst of movies.
29. The terminal velocity of a falling boy is very much lower as long as you are battling villains with a very big sword.
31. Rope burns bad enough to make your hands smoke will heal in minutes if not seconds.
32. Violet can make herself understood to her enemy with a just a whisper from over 30 feet away.
33. The infiltration of your HQ by an enemy you've failed to kill before, followed by the annihilation of dozens more of your soldiers, is only worthy of a Yellow Alert.
34. Despite an upgrade to an Orange Alert, the next soldier to see you will give you all the time in the world to plan your next move before he decides shooting you would be a good idea (and the soldiers appearing in the archway behind him as he charges will suddenly disappear until he is dead*)
35. Whilst enemy soldiers pointing guns straight at you are always incapable of hitting you, you can fire over the heads of 3 of them and still kill them.
36. Swords can burn at room temperature without the aid of chemical accelerants.
*Watch carefully and you can see the continuity error in the editing.
37. There is no 30. lol
share38. You went back to see if 30 was skipped
39. you laughed for about 30 seconds after double checking
That woman deserves her revenge; and we, deserve to die...
-Budd (Kill Bill Vol. 2)
30. Some people pay far more attention to a list of things about a film it's not worth paying attention to than they really should! ;-p
(The honest answer is I inserted a new "fact" and screwed up my numbering. Doh!)
40. By the end of the movie you will simply be asking yourself, "Why?".
30. Some people pay far more attention to a list of things about a film it's not worth paying attention to than they really should! ;-p
(The honest answer is I inserted a new "fact" and screwed up my numbering. Doh!)
40. By the end of the movie you will simply be asking yourself, "Why?".
41. You find out that Mila makes movies that basically the same with few changes...
That woman deserves her revenge; and we, deserve to die...
-Budd (Kill Bill Vol. 2)
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42. BMW will still be in business and their products will be RIGHT IN YOUR FACE in the 21st Century...
share43)Ultraviolet can be pregnant with what looked like a medicine ball and afterward, still have a perfect, stretchmark free body.
I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!
Having boogers hanging from your nose makes you a more sinister villain, as we also learned from Battlefield Earth.
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